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In The Delta of Venus
ReplyDeletein the delta i smelt ya
Delete"Love It or Lick It"
ReplyDeleteor let me be lonely
Delete"Recession Confessions"
ReplyDeletehousework's a breeze!
DeleteFUCK OFF, CROCS!
ReplyDeletei love when my home AND shoes are made of the same polypropylene.
DeleteThat was a reaction, by the way... not a title.
DeleteTrailer Park International
ReplyDeleteThis episode: Brett & Brittany in Brittany
and with delta's one checked bag for free policy,
Deleteb&b were able to check the entire house, gratis!
Wife Swappers International
ReplyDeletei can already hear the adorable jingle they'll play when he mounts her
DeleteFumigation Situation!
ReplyDeletehave they invented HD for smells yet?
Delete"Wild 'n Wacky Wig Wams of the National Sex Offenders' Registry." Although, actually, it looks like it could be just another episode of that endless tripe festival "House Hunters."
ReplyDeleteand these two exemplary examples of humanity
ReplyDeletehave obviously found the house they hunted for.
cut to commercial.
I'd do him.
ReplyDeleteBut that is just the way I roll.
isn't roll your middle name?
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