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Monday, June 20, 2011

WE'RE OFF!

YUP, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ADVENTURE WITH THE FAMILY BACK EAST. 
AS I WAS UNEARTHING THE LUGGAGE, I CAME ACROSS THIS PHOTO OF ESTHER, AS IN ESTHER ZIDEL.
JUST IN CASE YOUR NOT FAMILIAR WITH HER, SHE'S THE REASON WHY MITTEN DRINNEN AND MYSELF ARE HERE TODAY. SADLY, I HAVE NOTHING NEW TO ADD AT ESTHER'S BUT IT'S STILL FUN TO POP IN. IT'S NOT CROWDED, THERE'S PLENTY OF PARKING AND YOU CAN PULL RIGHT UP TO THE FRONT DOOR.




Sunday, June 19, 2011

Remember, we are, "watching our waistlines."

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?


Saturday, June 18, 2011

NOT ONLY IS THE BITCH PREGNANT


SHE ALSO GARNERED HER CHAMPIONSHIP 
MERE MOMENTS AFTER BEING RAPED!


NOW WE'VE GOT TWO BITCH DIVAS 
WITH SWELLED HEADS IN THE HOUSE.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

ULTRASOUND RESULTS ARE IN


THEY SAW TWO THINGYS IN RIVIE TODAY! OF COURSE, THE ACCURACY 
OF AN ULTRASOUND REGARDING "NUMBERS" IS ONLY 5%, SO WE CAN'T 
BE SURE THAT THERE WILL BE ONLY TWO. COULD BE ONE, COULD BE MORE, 
BUT THIS SURE IS A NICE SIGN.


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?



Anyone talk to Carroll lately?

Monday, June 13, 2011

LYN REVSON...6/10/2011




Charles Revson's third wife Lyn was his trophy. According to Andrew Tobias, 
writer of a terrific bio of the founder/bastard of Revlon, Fire and Ice, (which you can read online!) Lyn was a remarkably good fit with the street savvy Revson. Though both had wandering eyes, they managed to remain together for about 10 years. 


"Charles taught Lyn to blend her makeup. "Now," she says, "people don't even think I wear any. Actually, my makeup list is a yard long."His feeling about makeup was -- ironically -- that most women use too much. Older women try to cover their wrinkles and wind up looking terrible. He bemoaned the problems he had trying to get his mother-in-law to use less.
To achieve her natural look, Lyn merely scrubbed with Ultima II Skim Milk Liquid Facial Soap followed by Ultima II Astringent Toner followed by Etherea B.C.O. Face Oil followed by Ultima II Transparent Bronzing Tint, Ultima II Blushing Creme (in Deep Sienna), and Ultima II Color Gel Stick in Bronzelit Copper to tint the chin, cheeks, and forehead. She listed twenty other Revlon products for the eyes, lips, scent, sun, and bath. Women's Wear faithfully recorded each one."


"Lyn went on to tell her interviewer how, when she finished making up, Charles would come over to her and pat her forehead and cheeks with a Kleenex. "It is his way of telling me, 'Now you look perfect,'" she said. "On the other hand, when I tell him I like his hair when it is longer, he gets a haircut. And that's his way of telling me that he is the authority."


If you haven't read this book, do. Chuck put a 
magnifying mirror on the under side of his toilet seat lid so that he 
(and everyone else)would always feel like the kings they really 
were when they pissed. Oh, Lyn wrote her own book, 
Lyn Revson's World of Style: How to Join It and Live It
I haven't read Lyn's book, but I feel the "how to" part has 
something to do with marrying someone like Charles Revson.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

NOTE WORTHY


A few weeks ago, the daily newspaper wasn't outside the door in its usual place. After the third day of no paper, a CSI-like investigation found that the papers had indeed been delivered, but left at the other rarely used door. We were then able to surmise that someone new was making the daily drop (we'd have no way to know otherwise). The gentleman that has brought the news to us was pretty old, so we're guessing he just had to give it up. Friday, we received a note in the mail from Ward and here it is. What I want to know is, what about all the folks who have no idea that Ward's stopped calling on them? We only know because of the door snafu. If we didn't and got this in the mail, I don't know what I would've thought. Actually, I still don't quite know what to think.


Monday, June 6, 2011

CALLING DOCTOR CASEY





STUMBLED UPON THIS ENTERTAINING INTERVIEW WITH ONE HARRY LANDERS (right), BEST KNOWN AS VINCE EDWARDS'
SIDEKICK ON BEN CASEY.
LANDERS IS 89 YEARS OLD, YET STILL QUITE SHARP. HE HAS GOOD STORIES ABOUT EDWARDS, CECIL B. DEMILLE, HITCHCOCK, FRANCHOT TONE, AND GLORIA SWANSON, 
AHEM.

Friday, June 3, 2011

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?



HERE'S A NEW DEPARTMENT WE'VE JUST CREATED. 
=WHERE ARE THEY NOW= 
WILL DO ITS BEST TO UNEARTH THE UNTHOUGHT OF, DIG UP THE UNSEEN, EXHUME THE NEAR DEAD. 
OR NOT. DEPENDS ON MY MOOD.


LINDA DANO JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD. HAVEN'T SEEN OR HEARD A THING ABOUT HER IN AGES, BUT WHEN I JUST GOOGLED HER, I NOTICED QVC, SO I'M GUESSING SHE'S SELLING SOMETHING TO PAY THE BILLS.
COULD IT BE FLAT IRONS AND EYE LINER?

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

YES, I SWIPED THIS PHOTO




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WOULDN'T YOU?

ANOTHER WINNER!



SOMEBODY ELSE WON HER AKC CHAMPIONSHIP OVER THE WEEKEND IN TULSA.

NOW WE'VE GOT TWO CH.s IN THE HOUSE. BITCHES NO LESS.