HOLIDAY CAKE!

I WENT TO THE BAKERY RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE
HOMOPHOBIC BAKERY IN COLORADO &
ORDERED US A SEASONAL CAKE.

WHO WANTS TO MAKE THE FIRST CUT?

WHO SAYS THE XMAS SPIRIT IS DEAD?

THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHOIR CAME OVER TO SERENADE ME.

WASN'T THAT NICE?

TWEET OF THE DAY

"I WISH JEFFREY DAHMER WERE ALIVE BECAUSE I'D BEG HIM TO EAT YOU."

(IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING 

"JUDGE" JEANINE PIRRO TWEETED [italics are mine])