And I love that the copy tells us that in addition to the buttock-smooth Lavender cowhide that the male sex symbols are heat branded "get the message to the right guys without giving yourself away to straights." Hello? If you are standing around on the beach in a leopard print swimming suit, hand on your hip, lavender pouch around your neck, its pretty obvious whats up.
and one moist towelette.
ReplyDeleteOh, and is that Felix Unger in the ad?
i'm not sure if that's felix unger, but maybe felix in hollywood? in the dark with my pouch, whee!
ReplyDeleteInto the woods, indeed.
ReplyDelete"Buttocks-soft leather"?
admit it tj, you want your very own pouch.
ReplyDeleteSorry it took me so long to respond, it's hard to type with all that Vaseline on your hands.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that F. Maury Abraham wore one of these in The Ritz.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love that the copy tells us that in addition to the buttock-smooth Lavender cowhide that the male sex symbols are heat branded "get the message to the right guys without giving yourself away to straights." Hello? If you are standing around on the beach in a leopard print swimming suit, hand on your hip, lavender pouch around your neck, its pretty obvious whats up.
ReplyDeletefelix, USE YOUR MOIST TOWLETTES!
ReplyDeletecook, it's all about the heat branding, baby.