"I'd love to do it, Andy, I really would, but you must understand that for all those people out there I'm still Ethel Mertz, Lucy's next-door neighbor and the nicest woman in America, and that's why I can still go into any dinner theater in the country and get paid $20,000 a week, because all my nice fans in their mink stoles want to see Ethel Mertz be nice. I hate being nice and I hate my fans and I hate their mink stoles. But I love making $20,000 a week anytime I want." – actress Vivian Vance to Andy Warhol and Bob Colacello over dinner at La Caravelle in New York in 1976, on why she couldn't star in Warhol's movie Bad.
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Oh Viv, I for one would have KILLED to see you in a Warhol film!
ReplyDeleteI always knew she was hard nosed but lovable. She never let it show but you could tell that under the surface she was ready to bitch slap everybody.
ReplyDeleteGod I wish I could just book a $20,000 gig anytime I needed cash.