Saturday, May 21, 2011

SHIDDUCH CONSUMATED!



                              Rivie


TODAY, OUR LITTLE ANGEL RIVIE HAD HER CHERRY POPPED. THOUGH PLEASURE WASN'T DERIVED, THE SEED OF ANDREW  WAS CAREFULLY PLACED* INSIDE HER, A PROCEDURE WHICH WILL BE REPEATED MONDAY. IF ALL GOES AS HOPED, WE'LL HAVE THE PITTER PATTER OF LOTS OF LITTLE FEET LATE JULY. WHEE!



                             Andrew

*(in the big leagues, they don't do it the old fashioned way)
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9 comments:

  1. mrpeeneeMay 21, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    I've had seed placed inside me. It tasted funny.

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  2. KleeMay 22, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    cutie!!!!

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  3. The Cool CookieMay 22, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    And is the bloodied bedsheet hanging from the honeymoon window as proof of her purity? Poor Rivie - now she will know the heartache of being a mother (because once the pups move out, they'll never call home.)

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  4. LẌMay 23, 2011 at 7:28 AM

    LA-LA-LA! TMI LA-LA-LA!

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  5. The MistressMay 23, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    Why must they take all the fun out of it?

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  6. jasonMay 23, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    well, this Andrew is a handsome one. Those are usually the ones who do it too quickly, though.
    Poor Rivie.

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  7. normadesmondMay 24, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    a repeat of the initial procedure was done yesterday and i was able to attend this time. i'd felt kind of bad that all the amour was missing and that things were fairly clinical, but after seeing andrew's schlong, i was glad my little girl only had to endure a narrow tube.

    sorry xl.

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  8. haywardMay 29, 2011 at 3:33 AM

    Grandma Norma!!

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  9. JillMay 31, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    Can't wait to see the puppies! Although I despise puppy breath.

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