SORRY FOR THE SILENCE

WHO KNEW LIFE WOULD CHANGE AS MUCH AS IT HAS?

OTHER THAN MOM'S SWOLLEN MAMMARY GLANDS, THINGS ARE GOING OKAY. 

MAYBE EYES WILL OPEN THIS WEEKEND (CROSS YOUR FINGERS!)

UP TO THE MINUTE VIDEO!

DAY THREE

TODAY THE BOYS BECAME REAL CORGIS

AND SAID TA-TA TO THEIR TAILS.

AND WHATEVER KICKS ON, KICKED ON AND 

MOM IS SUDDENLY FAR MORE ATTENTIVE.

(And I still think they look like teeny weeny hippos)

THE NEW BOYS

SO FAR, EVERYONE IS DOING WELL.

TWO.

THE LUNCH BOX OF MY YOUTH

WELL, IT WAS MY SISTERS, BUT I DID CARRY A 

SPRAY OF ROSES TO THE LUNCHROOM QUITE OFTEN.

WE'VE GOT TWELVE DAYS TO GO.....

I REALIZE THAT WITH THAT HEAVY NIPPLE SHOWING, 

STANDARDS AND PRACTICES WILL BE ALL OVER ME.

IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME!

GEE, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A WATCH LIKE THIS.

YOU CAN FIND THE AUCTION HERE.

ALICE PLAYTEN -JUNE 25, 2011

HERE'S HER FAMOUS ALKA-SELTZER COMMERCIAL.

7/1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

YES, THIS IS A REPOST.

1899 CHARLES LAUGHTON ..............................1945 DEBORAH HARRY

1906 ESTEE LAUDER.........................................1947 SHIRLEY HEMPHILL

1916 OLIVIA de HAVILLAND.............................1951 FRED SCHNEIDER

1925 FARLEY GRANGER....................................1952 DAN AYKROYD

1931 LESLIE CARON..........................................1959 DALE MIDKIFF

1934 JAMIE FARR..............................................1960 EVELYN KING

1934 JEAN MARSH.............................................1961 PRINCESS DIANA

1934 SYDNEY POLLACK.....................................1967 PAMELA ANDERSON

1939 KAREN BLACK...........................................19?? NORMADESMOND