Thursday, January 5, 2012

WHY, IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!


JESSICA GUTIERREZ REMOVED MY GALL BLADDER, BUT WHEN SHE DID HER OBLIGATORY INITIALING ON MY STOMACH, A MIRACLE OCCURRED.


I WAS SAVED.

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18 comments:

  1. LẌJanuary 5, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    Mazel tov!

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  2. David TomsJanuary 5, 2012 at 7:14 PM

    Is that Jesus' face I see????

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  3. The MistressJanuary 5, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    I came here looking for pictures of cute puppies.

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  4. kabuki zeroJanuary 5, 2012 at 10:03 PM

    perhaps Jessica needs a new sharpie.

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  5. jasonJanuary 5, 2012 at 10:04 PM

    Jesus Christ took your gall bladder!? Well, at least it's safe in heaven.

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  6. George W. TushJanuary 5, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    Nice tits! Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2012 at 6:49 AM

    Corgies survive anything!
    I don't know a gal called Bladder. Strange name.

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  8. PrincessJanuary 6, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    Wow! Surgeons have to sign for their work?
    Her colleague with the initials "JC" is gonna be really pissed if you don't pull through darling....
    Not that you won't... Here's to a speedy and uncomplicated recovery!

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  9. normadesmondJanuary 6, 2012 at 8:43 AM

    lx: thanks!
    david: actually, it's crawford's face.
    mj: trouble, with a capital mj.
    kabook: sloppy surgeons, hmm...
    jason: yes, gone to it's glory.
    george: i knew i shoulda put on my halter.
    mago: wow! the corgi people will love this!
    princess: everyone's an artisit!

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  10. designing wallyJanuary 6, 2012 at 6:52 PM

    Ouch!
    What a way to start the year...
    Well, at least you have another autograph for your laundry room....

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  11. ayeM8yJanuary 6, 2012 at 7:31 PM

    Is this for real?

    If so you have my best wishes for a speedy recovery and good riddance to gall stones.

    If not...

    Did you wake up in a tub packed in ice with this note attached? Or did you sell it on the black market yourself?

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  12. normadesmondJanuary 6, 2012 at 7:38 PM

    wally: the only autograph i have is on my belly. read it & weep.

    pirate: EVERYTHING IS REAL AT MITTEN DRINNEN! they didn't give me any stones. of course i would've passed them out here as door prizes.

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  13. The MistressJanuary 7, 2012 at 4:37 AM

    Nice nips.

    I should have featured these instead of Barbara Eden's.

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  14. The Cool CookieJanuary 7, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    NICE BODY, Norma! Grrrrrrrrr, woof!

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  15. normadesmondJanuary 7, 2012 at 2:35 PM

    mj: well, it isn't the first time barbara eden knocked me out of line.

    cook: you're nice, but it's an illusion, all done with the help of mirrors and christ.

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  16. The Cool CookieJanuary 8, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    Get yourself some SCAR AWAY. In a couple months you'll never know. By the way, you nipples are HOT!

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  17. ilduceJanuary 9, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    Since they didn't give you any stones, that rules out gall bladder stone jewelry. Did they at least give you the gall bladder to tan into a little bracelet?

    Happy recovery!

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2012 at 2:29 AM

    Of all the gall!
    X David

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