Saturday, February 11, 2012

INNER CLEANLINESS




DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GIRLS, BUT I'M SUPER 
BUSY THIS WEEKEND, SUCKING OUT THIS AND 
SUCKING OUT THAT. 
INNER CLEANLINESS IS HARD WORK.
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THANK GOD FOR MJ's HELP.

18 comments:

  1. It's crumby work, but somebody's gotta do it.

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  2. I see that you have hired Miss Scarlet and her trusty crevice nozzle attachment...

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    1. yes i have and she has no idea what setting i like.

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  3. Yes, that is definitely Miss Scarlet with her crevice attachment.

    That snapping sound you hear is Mistress MJ approaching you with her rubber gloves.

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    1. i think a bagel got caught, i mean, something's caught in her bagel.

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  4. Be careful no to get crumbs in the colonic attachment.

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  5. Right, I am rolling my sleeves up, I have set the suction up to 11 and am now using the hand held Dyson Flexi Crevice tool. I only use this on special occasions. I will finish with the Dyson Stubborn Dirt brush, just in case I have missed anything.
    And, as an extra, I can offer a rub down with my Up Top Tool.
    Sx

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    1. I can hear you channeling your inner Lady Macbeth...

      "Out, damn'd spot!"

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  6. She might be blowing crumbs, not sucking, them.

    Don't judge her!

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  7. I recommend a lemonade douche.... sweet and fizzy ;-)

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  8. Oh, that Thom, always one step ahead!

    I have Westminster on too,
    Give the kids a kiss from their hillbilly uncle...

    Hope you have a heart on!

    xoxox
    wally

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  9. please, say what you mean, don't mince words.

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