I am way too knackered to take sides; I suggest that you both have fragrant baths and then pull your knickers up. Preferably cotton knickers. All this fanny flapping is quite undignified. Sx
Indeed, Mr Peenee, I wash my hands of the whole sorry affair, not that my hands have been anywhere grubby, but you get my meaning I'm sure. Good day to you. Sx
I'm staying out of this... However, if someone would be so kind as to let me know where to deliver the cole slaw & hushpuppies when this is over, I would consider it a kindness.
Give it to her, Norma!
ReplyDeletebet yur ass.
Delete*squirts Fabreze and leaves in haste*
ReplyDeleteSx
NO DON'T!
Deletethe smell helps to throw mj off.
Mistress MJ is taking copious notes as to who is taking whose side.
ReplyDelete*prepares the oubliette*
you would cook at a time like this.
DeleteI am way too knackered to take sides; I suggest that you both have fragrant baths and then pull your knickers up. Preferably cotton knickers.
ReplyDeleteAll this fanny flapping is quite undignified.
Sx
Norma started it.
Deletei've been pulled into the mud scarlet & i can't get up.
Delete@ MJ: Interested in the Safe Word now?
ReplyDeletethe safe word is rubber.
Deletesee if it does any of you any good.
Then explain this email I got from MJ complaining about SOMEONES farshtinkiner knishe?
ReplyDelete*holds email at arms length* Wow what a bitch. Hit her, Norma!
listen to you!
Deletearound here, mj's known as edwina scissorhands.
ReplyDeleteI've no idea what the fight is about but...will there be pulling of hair?
ReplyDeleteBATH TIME NOW AND THEN BED WITHOUT A STORY.
ReplyDeleteSX
*taunts Norma*
ReplyDeleteWhat you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I always knew they were both vulgar, low hussies.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Mr Peenee, I wash my hands of the whole sorry affair, not that my hands have been anywhere grubby, but you get my meaning I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteGood day to you.
Sx
What in tar nation is this over? The fish smell? Maybe you two can have a fish cook off to declare the winner...or who smells the worst.
ReplyDeleteI'm staying out of this...
ReplyDeleteHowever, if someone would be so kind as to let me know where to deliver the cole slaw & hushpuppies when this is over, I would consider it a kindness.
Is the referee wearing latex? Just asking
ReplyDeleteLooks like latex HOT PANTS (Holly, come look)! Ring Girl's thighs could use some rubber support.
DeleteI've been in the ring with MJ, and Norma, you can't turn your back on her, even after the bell rings!