Friday, June 29, 2012

SLOPPY SECONDS



I'M BUSY, TRYING TO FILL MJ's CHAIR OVER AT INFOMANIAC


EVEN WITH MY ASS, THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF ROOM IN HER CHAIR.

30 comments:

  1. You know what they say about female impersonators, don't you? Your tastefullness shall immediately unveil the charade - there is only one MJ. And we should be happy about that. Super happy birthday to my darling Norma, what would kabuki do without you?

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  2. You simply don't look well, darling. Have you been taking your iron pills?

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    1. iron pills? i've been putting them into my iron.

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  3. I think it very sweet of you to cover for the old skag. You know the matron at the Ladies' Jail as a crush on for her, so staying out of the slammer is harder than ever for her.

    Happy Birthday a tiny bit in advance only because I don't want to get caught in the crush.

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  4. Just goes to show you how hard and vile work conditions can be. Typing in an "analogical machine", under a scorching sun, in a ghastly house dress, and most importantly: NO LIBATIONS!

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  5. THANK YOUS ARE HARDLY ENOUGH YOU DEAR PEOPLE.

    JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE IS WHERE MJ IS, BUSILY
    WORKING ON MY BIRTHDAY CAKE.

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  6. Happy Bday Norma Darling!
    I have a few candles spare if you need them, try not to light them during MJ's baking performance....

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    1. that warning should be on the door of the infomaniac bakery.

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    2. The forest service has asked Norma to forgo the usual display of birthday candles as they pose a fire hazard.

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  7. norma,I plugged your beach photo (sans smelly @ss) into "Google Images" and was able to accurately pinpoint your "working vacation" location with skag MJ:

    You are, traveling with Jimi Hendrix and fiftenn Valencia students, during the "Dewey Defeats Truman!" era, and was finally able to slip away from under the clutches of sweatshop MJ and relax with, Construir la paz en la mente de los hombres y de las mujeres. I can't wait to see what happens next!

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  8. Carissima Norma Desmond - allerherzlichste Glückwünsche zum Geburtstag!

    (It's already the first here.)

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  9. I must say you are a brave soul to sit in that chair not knwoing what on it!!! And Happy Birthday my dear, now blow those candles........

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  10. "Ask Norma"
    Say Ms Desmond, did Mistress MJ already fall on her arse in this mud wrestling event?

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  11. Its all so very confusing. Fortunately no one offered to fill kabuki's shoes. ever (sob) kabuki will just sit here alone in the dark, not to worry.

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    1. that hag threw me out of the office.

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    2. And you can forget about a pension!

      That aside, thanks so much, Norma, for keeping the Infomaniac Bitches in line whilst I was away.

      *air kisses*

      Mistress MJ

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