Monday, September 24, 2012

HOLY SHIT



TODAY, DURING A BRIEF ONCE-OVER AT HALF-PRICE BOOKS,
I CAME UPON A BIBLE IN THE CLEARANCE SECTION, SHELVED IN NON-FICTION.








TRULY ANNOYED, I QUICKLY MOVED IT TO FICTION.


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27 comments:

  1. jasonSeptember 25, 2012 at 12:12 AM

    Erotic or science?

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    1. normadesmondSeptember 25, 2012 at 8:34 AM


      without knowing if some of the pages
      had stuck together, i went with science.

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  2. kabuki zeroSeptember 25, 2012 at 2:15 AM

    kabuki anxious awaits the movie. I heard Ryan Reynolds is in it.

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    1. normadesmondSeptember 25, 2012 at 8:35 AM

      if you could have seen my performance,
      you'd know what an uphill battle reynolds has.

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    2. The Cool CookieSeptember 25, 2012 at 5:15 PM

      No, it's starring BURT Reynolds...

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    3. normadesmondSeptember 25, 2012 at 8:43 PM

      well, burt IS as old as the bible.

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  3. LẌSeptember 25, 2012 at 9:08 AM

    I like this part the best.

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  4. Jon DeepBlueSeptember 25, 2012 at 6:20 PM

    My favorite part of the Bible is the story of Ben Hur.

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  5. JonSeptember 25, 2012 at 6:31 PM

    File it alongside Barbara Cartland and Danielle Steele. Jx

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  6. Mistress MaddieSeptember 25, 2012 at 8:31 PM

    And because of the good deed, you will now have a chance to gain entrance to the Pearly Gates!

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  7. ayeM8ySeptember 25, 2012 at 11:23 PM

    I'm not familiar with it.

    It looks long and boring.

    But then again I always judge a book by it's cover.

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  8. The MistressSeptember 26, 2012 at 4:48 AM

    Next time you check into a hotel, you’ll find this in your bedside table instead of a Bible.

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    1. normadesmondSeptember 26, 2012 at 11:08 AM

      the "hotels" i "check into" have nothing that resembles a nightstand.

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    2. ayeM8ySeptember 26, 2012 at 11:09 AM

      But, where do your tricks leave the cash?

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    3. normadesmondSeptember 26, 2012 at 11:40 AM

      smart phone debit card swipe.

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2012 at 9:57 AM

    Norma, the second you moved it to "Fiction" it flew in the air behind your back into non-fiction, and into the hands of the person that wanted to get into Heaven more than you do.

    You made Baby Jesus cry.

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  10. Rui BarrosSeptember 28, 2012 at 2:49 AM

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  11. Rui BarrosSeptember 28, 2012 at 2:51 AM

    Did you check if it had an author's autograph? I know people who'd pay good money for that...

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