MYSTERY GUEST

NORMA'S ONLY HUMAN

THE QUESTION WAS, 

"If you Bitches could travel 
back in time to 1976, what would YOU 
purchase off the racks to wear?"

THIS IS NORMA, OFF THE RACK, 1976.

GREETINGS FROM INFOMANIAC COOKING SCHOOL

Today, grillmaster MJ will show us the proper way to turn a piece of meat.

Always the pro, she never dons an apron.

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Can't you just smell summer?

NO CONTEST

WHAT CAN I SAY, I WAS STUMPED WHEN I FIRST

SPOTTED THIS SHOT OF JONI & CLIVE DAVIS.

I'D ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS

PENELOPE WILTON, KNOWN TO MANY AS

ISOBEL CRAWLEY.

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KUDOS TO OUR COOLEST OF COOKIE'S;

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH SCADS

OF CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE

AND TALENT!

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THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR POPPING IN!!

MYSTERY GUEST

KNOW WHO THIS OLD WOMAN IS?

OSCAR NIGHT

BARBRA'S SINGING AT THIS YEAR'S OSCAR PRESENTATION AND

DAME SHIRLEY BASSEY WILL BE SINGING GOLDFINGER,
HIGHLIGHTING ITS FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY.

I'M ALREADY HAVING THE VAPORS.

ARLENE, DOROTHY, BENNETT & JOHN

NOW THAT THE MISTRESS TROLLOP

HAS DECIDED TO RESURFACE,

LET'S WATCH SOME TV!