Sunday, March 17, 2013

THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH



POOR POOR MJ.
SHE'S BEEN POSTING HER LITTLE HEART OUT FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS.
SHE'S POOPED AND REALLY, CAN YOU BLAME HER?


TROLLING THE INTERNET IS HARD.




ASK DEAR COOKIE, SHE KNOWS HOW TOUGH IT IS.



OF COURSE, IT'S MJ THAT ALWAYS SAID, 
"GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY WILL COME."



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19 comments:

  1. LẌMarch 18, 2013 at 5:36 AM

    Is MJ's pix available in wallet size? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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  2. The Cool CookieMarch 18, 2013 at 6:14 AM

    Hey, where's my keyword?

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    1. normadesmondMarch 18, 2013 at 11:36 AM

      Keywords are the words that academics
      use to reveal the internal of an author's reasoning.

      norma has no internal reasoning.

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  3. PrincessMarch 18, 2013 at 8:53 AM

    Thank goodness you got a shot of her good side...

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    1. normadesmondMarch 18, 2013 at 11:38 AM

      i love to put her behind a desk
      then watch visitors' expressions when
      she stands up.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 18, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    "There's plenty of Mistress MJ to go around."
    Achach ...

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  5. normadesmondMarch 18, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    if she's able to move them.

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  6. normadesmondMarch 18, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    one drum stick in canada,
    the other in berlin!

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    1. AnonymousMarch 18, 2013 at 1:15 PM

      And a crack over the moon ...

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  7. kabuki zeroMarch 18, 2013 at 2:23 PM

    kabuki is soo glad you sprung for the wide-angle lenses. A wise and dear talent you remain.

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    1. normadesmondMarch 18, 2013 at 2:52 PM

      panavision, vistavision, they all pale
      when faced with her majesty.

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  8. jasonMarch 18, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    At least she knows how to hold a plate, daintily like a lady.

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  9. normadesmondMarch 18, 2013 at 6:59 PM

    she's a master at balancing tectonic ones.

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  10. Mistress MaddieMarch 18, 2013 at 9:20 PM

    Is that Cookies colossame bag hanging out the bottom? Meanwhile" GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY WILL COME" I'd say she's been white washed.

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    1. normadesmondMarch 19, 2013 at 7:45 AM

      yes, cookie's colostomy bag,
      the fashionista's secret.

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  11. designing wallyMarch 18, 2013 at 10:34 PM

    You mean when she did the world domination tour she didn't even have to move???

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    1. normadesmondMarch 19, 2013 at 7:43 AM

      she did, but it took eighty days to lift one thigh.

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  12. The MistressMarch 19, 2013 at 8:23 AM

    I long for the days when you posted puppy pictures.

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