I can just picture the pitch at the ad agency, "Lincoln Continental, classy...I know let's get Ruth Buzzi!! We also have VW Beetle's account...hmm...I know it--let's go with Zsa Zsa!!". Who came up with these concepts? McMann & Tate perhaps...
You know Norma, I don't know I ever told this to the world, but a dream of mine is to be in the back of a Lincoln with Ruth Buzzy and Joanne Whorley and smoke a joint. There's some breaking news.
I do hope the old broad has slowed down by now. My Lincoln Mark IV was white on white with red carpeting and seatbelts. The 8track player was still functioning when I sold it.
I don't know this Ruth Buzzi, but I love her car. I'd have to take out the rubber cushioning though - I want to feel that massive vibrating driveshaft!
I can just picture the pitch at the ad agency, "Lincoln Continental, classy...I know let's get Ruth Buzzi!! We also have VW Beetle's account...hmm...I know it--let's go with Zsa Zsa!!". Who came up with these concepts? McMann & Tate perhaps...
ReplyDeleteaunt clara was in on the meeting.
Delete"... keeps Ruth's ass planted deeply in latex foam pudding."
ReplyDeleteAhem.
it was lincoln's brief stab at honesty.
Delete"I didn't know that."
ReplyDeleteexactly what ruth said when she
Deletecouldn't get her ass out of the car.
My mother drove the Joanne Worley edition of the Chevy Monza.
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous.
Deletejust recalled there was a Pontiac "Judge"
Deleteas in, "here comes the judge."
chrysler should've gone with their gut &
introduced that Plymouth "Farkle."
Show off!
DeleteWe were stuck with the Judy Carne edition of the Dodge Dart.
Alan Sues was giving blow jobs with every Mercury sold.
ReplyDeletebut never in a comet.
DeleteYou know Norma, I don't know I ever told this to the world, but a dream of mine is to be in the back of a Lincoln with Ruth Buzzy and Joanne Whorley and smoke a joint. There's some breaking news.
ReplyDeletemy, that IS breaking news.
Deletenow, clean up that broken news, NOW!
I do hope the old broad has slowed down by now. My Lincoln Mark IV was white on white with red carpeting and seatbelts. The 8track player was still functioning when I sold it.
ReplyDeletethat was your evening,
Deleteworking the boulevard transport?
I don't know this Ruth Buzzi, but I love her car.
ReplyDeleteI'd have to take out the rubber cushioning though - I want to feel that massive vibrating driveshaft!
if you could get ruth to lie down and
Deletemanaged to straddle that chin,
i'd say you'd feel everything god ever
intended you to.