i'm thinking she stood there by the wreckage of the donut trailer & her dead first husband like scarlett o'hara did after the north ravaged tara, and swore to god that she'd live to fry another mini.
I'm worried your spending to much time in the OBITUARIES darling. And I 'll ask do you have a thing for men falling asleep in Jesus's arms? And wasn't that thing you did in school with your thumb what got you the nickname Tom Thumb Desmond? Now excuse me, Im just back, and must wash out my hazel.
kabuki suspects that these are all people that you terminated with extreme prejudice. PEOPLE - do no piss off this sociopath, especially around food trailers. ps kabuki would love a min donut trailer - kabuki would park it in front of the local pet cemetary. sadness turns to gladness with a powdered mini.
Winnie and her siblings ...
ReplyDeletecouldn't help but wonder if P.S.Poon ever
Deleteanswered his phone to someone asking if
mr. spoon was in?
You’ve outdone yourself here, Norma.
ReplyDeleteDid Frances G. use the services of her employer (American Hoist & Derrick) to put her hairdo into place?
rumor has it she didn't pull a permit.
DeleteI was hoping that Mr Poon was survived by a relative named Tang.
ReplyDeletehopefully he's guzzling tang right
Deletenow as he navigates the heavens.
whatever flavor he's inclined towards.
it's always brilliant to call out
ReplyDeletesomeone's favorite in an obit.
good for the family glue.
Star of David tablecloths.
ReplyDeleteWe've lost someone who filled a niche in the market.
Mr. Posthumus and Ms. Kroke had their fates sealed from the beginning.
ReplyDeleteThe whole family is going to miss Hazel.
ReplyDeletethe service was quite holy.
DeleteClaribel sounds like a black widow.
ReplyDeletei still cannot believe that someone
Deletewalked this planet with the name claribel.
Other than cows or clowns.
DeleteIt is a sad day for the donut business AND the Desmond family.
ReplyDeleteMy condolences, Norma.
*continues reading*
Accident prone, weren't they?
A donut trailer accident and a childhood shooting by a neighbour boy. Survived 'til age 97 with the bullet still in her. Good on ya, girl!
i'm thinking she stood there by the wreckage
Deleteof the donut trailer & her dead first husband
like scarlett o'hara did after the north ravaged
tara, and swore to god that she'd live to fry another mini.
There's definitely a made-for-TV movie in this, Norma.
Deleteit's in turn around as i type.
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DeleteI'm seeing Sally Field as the lead.
DeleteA doughnut van accident and "special sons"? I see Harvey Fierstein in the role. Jx
DeleteI'd like to see the name tags at a Poon-Pun family reunion.
ReplyDeleteand what name would
Deletewe see at your reunion,
Manifest Jestiny?
We would only see initials, Norma, only initials!
DeleteMassive Jubblies.
DeleteMaybe Jenitals?
DeleteMelted Jellybeans!
Deleteif you left your cake out in the sun, then yes.
DeleteAt Norman Schmeckpeper's funeral, people didn't cry...
ReplyDeleteTHEY SNEEZED!
if everyone in the room sneezes,
Deletethe departed gets closer to their glory, faster.
I'm worried your spending to much time in the OBITUARIES darling. And I 'll ask do you have a thing for men falling asleep in Jesus's arms? And wasn't that thing you did in school with your thumb what got you the nickname Tom Thumb Desmond? Now excuse me, Im just back, and must wash out my hazel.
ReplyDeletedon't let me catch you back here
Deletewith that hazel unwashed again!
Owned a business that made Star of David table clothes, bwahahahahah...
ReplyDeletedon't laugh, her kugel always
Deletetasted jewier than everybody else's.
kabuki suspects that these are all people that you terminated with extreme prejudice. PEOPLE - do no piss off this sociopath, especially around food trailers. ps kabuki would love a min donut trailer - kabuki would park it in front of the local pet cemetary. sadness turns to gladness with a powdered mini.
ReplyDeletehey, don't hang the milkman!
Deletei don't touch the udders,
i just put the bottles in the fridge!
here, have a donut.