Usually I am a staunch supporter of the natural look, but...
manscaping hasn't made its way to the midwest?
This is strangely arousing. It's like my perfect date, sex and a meal with dental floss.
it isn't often i knock it out of the park.
My people call it maize.
even when it's creamed?
Popcorn?
if you rub it, it will pop.
if it doesn't require food, or need fresh laundry,..I'll take one.
well then, bend over.
When did Mitten Drinnen turn into an agricultural blog?How long have I been away, anyway?
though rare, on occasion, things grow here.
It needs some sauce... or salad cream.Sx
that'll be right up!
Please, we're all ears!
Usually I am a staunch supporter of the natural look, but...
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DeleteMy people call it maize.
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DeletePopcorn?
ReplyDeleteif you rub it, it will pop.
Deleteif it doesn't require food, or need fresh laundry,..I'll take one.
ReplyDeletewell then, bend over.
DeleteWhen did Mitten Drinnen turn into an agricultural blog?
ReplyDeleteHow long have I been away, anyway?
though rare, on occasion, things grow here.
DeleteIt needs some sauce... or salad cream.
ReplyDeleteSx
that'll be right up!
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