"Oh, I'm fine!" says Cousin Delia, "I like sitting on one of your mother's fun floor cushions!" Sure, but three Tom Collinses in Uncle Herb always throws out his back trying to haul her back up to the davenport and that's it for him 'til mid-January. Get that woman a chair before we all have to go to the emergency room.
*passes the dip* now what? I also must ask, who ever gave you that Object d'art of the dreadful poodle? Was it from the help? Happiest New Year darling.
Yes, pass the dip, but keep those knees closed...please
ReplyDeletei learned the hard way, if i unclench the thighs
Deletethe dip's popularity plunges.
How could you possibly be bored with that lamp shade at hand?
ReplyDeleteit's hardly the lamp.
Deleteit's the rest of the room...and who's in it.
Well, you could sort out some of that ghastly tat on your mantelpiece? Just mind your quince on the fire.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Norma!
you're so right. that's the housekeeper's idea of a holiday mantle.
Deleteshe'll be gone before the 15th.
You got the 2 for 1 at the dress shop i see... Norma you can always spot a bargain Darling Happy New Year
ReplyDeleteeleanor took off her coat and i almost died. we laughed,
Deletebut she'll never step foot in my living room again.
"Oh, I'm fine!" says Cousin Delia, "I like sitting on one of your mother's fun floor cushions!" Sure, but three Tom Collinses in Uncle Herb always throws out his back trying to haul her back up to the davenport and that's it for him 'til mid-January. Get that woman a chair before we all have to go to the emergency room.
ReplyDeletein a chair i'm liable to relax my thigh clench. don't ask.
DeleteMom had a sofa much like that one, but in brown ... and no dip.
ReplyDeleteno dip, that was her problem.
Deleteis that you on the pillow tuffet? Keeping your legs together? I am so proud of you!
ReplyDeletelike i said earlier, once they're open, all bets are off.
Delete*passes the dip* now what? I also must ask, who ever gave you that Object d'art of the dreadful poodle? Was it from the help? Happiest New Year darling.
ReplyDeleteyes, that was a brief moment, almost a blur, prior to the corgis.
DeleteCerise and scarlet clash. Jx
ReplyDeleteeveryone's a decorator!
DeleteWho's been double-dipping?
ReplyDeletewhy do you think my knees are locked?
DeleteHappy New Year anyway dear.
ReplyDeleteHugs
Jon
you too doll!
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