i did not "clip" this ad to respond to it, i clipped it so that i could share it with all of you. if i had responded to this, i surely would've told this horrid human what i thought of him/her.
"I'm just not very sentimental, and need more space" - for the rest of my family to be posed after I kill them, and stuff them with horse hair and newspapers.
that would mean he/she was planning on keeping them, but this wouldn't happen. zero sentimentality.....zero extra space....off to the cremators with you all, and may the winds take your ashes to the four corners of the earth!
The big sell-off. Yeah, who cares for this self-made shit, throw away that old crap. Or make at least a quick buck from it. But do never ever do complain about "loss" of "history", never say something like "I do not know where I'm coming from" or something like this : Just enjoy your new, ahistorical stuff, suffice yerself, & shut up.
BTW grandma's "crippled hands" are a bit ... stiff, don't you think ?
So, will this be replacing the Snuggie®?
ReplyDeletewell, i might consider burying the seller in a snuggie.....they deserve it.
DeleteAnd they sound so , so homespun, I wonder what THEY would classify as unsolicited??? Needless to say, what reply did you get back?
Deletei did not "clip" this ad to respond to it, i clipped it so that i could share it with all of you. if i had responded to this, i surely would've told this horrid human what i thought of him/her.
Deleteonly 4 $ for that beauty !
ReplyDeleteyes, only four dollars for all those years that great grandma worked,
Deletetoiled & created, with her withered, arthritic, crippled hands.
"I'm just not very sentimental, and need more space" - for the rest of my family to be posed after I kill them, and stuff them with horse hair and newspapers.
ReplyDeletethat would mean he/she was planning on keeping them, but this wouldn't happen. zero sentimentality.....zero extra space....off to the cremators with you all, and may the winds take your ashes to the four corners of the earth!
DeleteThe big sell-off. Yeah, who cares for this self-made shit, throw away that old crap. Or make at least a quick buck from it.
ReplyDeleteBut do never ever do complain about "loss" of "history", never say something like "I do not know where I'm coming from" or something like this : Just enjoy your new, ahistorical stuff, suffice yerself, & shut up.
BTW grandma's "crippled hands" are a bit ... stiff, don't you think ?
but four dollars richer.
DeleteThe seller must have read one of those Cut the Clutter books.
ReplyDeleteThis spot is my dear mothers' ashes, but I am sure Tide will get it right out. I spilled them as I was emptying the urn into the trash
ReplyDeletemother WAS always a mess, wasn't she.
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