THE TITLE OF MY LAST POST MADE ME SMILE.
"STILL ALIVE."
THAT MAKES THIS POST EVEN MORE, IRONIC?
I SNAPPED THIS YESTERDAY WHILE ON MY DAILY WALK.
I TAKE A WALK TO INTENTIONALLY REMOVE MYSELF
FROM THE TELEVISION AND THE BLEAKNESS OF IT ALL
AND RUN SMACK DAB INTO DEATH AND THE DEATH OF DEATH.
(YES, THOSE NEIGHBORS, WHO I DO NOT KNOW, DRIVE A HEARSE)
YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE CHEERED UP, RIGHT?
Listen, a good friend of mine had a hearse too. As a florist he delivered flowers in it. I said do you think people really want flowers delivered to them in a hearse? He offered me a ride in it to dinner, but said I wasn't getting in that. His reply was "Honey you don't want your first ride to be your last ride in one do you?" Months later he sold it.
ReplyDeleteCheer us up? Why? Do you have a whoopie cushion? Hope your staying well to dear. I do a daily walk too, one has to, to stay sane.
Love and hugs tootes
Sweetness, I have no need for a whoopee cushion *wink wink*
DeleteOne bright note in all of this, Drag Race is on!!! I've been texting certain favorite clients & today, one of them sent me back a gif expressing what she thought her hair would look like when this is all over. The gif was Sharon Needles & the client had no idea who she'd sent! Made me laugh.
It is April Fools Day, after all. Jx
ReplyDeleteIt is! Just finished watching the everyday fool, President Shitstain. Did you know he the biggest thing on Facebook? If I only had a gun.
DeleteAt least your embarrassment tested positive for the virus. That should only happen to us.
How would you ever tell if your cretinous muppet had a fever? He's permanently orange and huffing and puffing. Jx
DeleteYou're right. He's the perfect picture of unhealth.
DeleteBe prepared! As every good girl guide knows.
ReplyDeleteSx
P.S Keep safe.
I thought I was prepared with the hearse being 2 doors down, now what will I do?
DeleteP.S. You keep safer!
I was about to comment that your neighbours can't be all bad as they have a springy ride-on whale in their garden. Then I noticed how close it is to the road...
ReplyDeleteFor the longest time, I thought that shit at the end of their driveway was junk they'd left for the roving pickers to pluck. It's been there for a few years, it's intentional. I cannot imagine...
ReplyDeleteI think it's the whale that i'm loving more.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, I adore kooky, idiotsyncratic, off-the-wall.
DeleteButcha got to do it right.
It just looks like garbage at the end of the driveway.