Wednesday, February 10, 2021

LOVE IN THE TIME OF COVID

YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE EYE-RAISING OBITUARIES.



You don't even want to know the conspiracy theories this produced.


I'd say she was lucky to see 77 with that name.




What can I say?




This is my sophomoric side showing. 
Not sure how she could go through life saying that name aloud.











Only the best.



Eternal flame nominee.






The choice of photo was my reason for inclusion.

I realize that this was the paper's mistake, they put her first last name in 
the wrong place, but I enjoyed thinking her first name was Garberg & her nickname 'Bea.'





As always, I mean no disrespect to any of the included. 

I wish I'd never found their notice, I wish they'd never had to leave.



9 comments:

  1. Well, no denying, those are some names to be sure. I couldn't imagaine the name Doom.

    I never seem to view the notices, but should you ever come across a wife who left behind a wealthy widower, could you pass my name on to him? I don't care if I do have to take the name Mistress Pitlick

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  2. Norma, I've been waiting MONTHS for you to post a new obit-o-rama like this.

    This one is pitlicking good. Das schmeckt-pepers gut.

    Are those twins in the first photo? If not, what's going on in Zanesville? Should we be concerned?

    I once had a case of greenslit. I recommend wearing cotton panties and a daily airing-out as a preventitive measure.

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    1. I can only imagine how greenslit has skyrocketed with Covid!
      Scrub that chip-chop!
      Disinfect, disinfect, disinfect!

      Sources tell me the twins succumbed to rampant greenslit, those girls shared everything.


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    2. Those aren't (weren't?) twins. They're clones! Hundreds of them were "wo-manufactured" in Minneapolis back in the 50s. Whatever the end games was meant to be is now lost to time. However, there are still dozens of them stil alive...

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  3. I'm certain these names all appeared in the credits of The Love Boat or Diagnosis: Murder at some stage. Jx

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  4. There was a greenslit scourge on a luxury liner so I imagine art imitated life. It always does.

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