Sunday, January 29, 2012
AND SPEAKING OF WORK...
THE PERSON WHO TOLD ME THE LA__SHA STORY
HAS NEVER HEARD OF CHICKEN LADY (?)
I JUST HAD TO FIND A LINK AND SEND IT TO HER,
SO WHILE I WAS COPYING & PASTING,
I FIGURED, WHY NOT POST IT? I KNOW EVERYONE
HERE KNOWS THIS, BUT IT STILL IS GOOD.
HAS NEVER HEARD OF CHICKEN LADY (?)
I JUST HAD TO FIND A LINK AND SEND IT TO HER,
SO WHILE I WAS COPYING & PASTING,
I FIGURED, WHY NOT POST IT? I KNOW EVERYONE
HERE KNOWS THIS, BUT IT STILL IS GOOD.
TALE HEARD AT WORK
This may be an urban legend, but who cares.
TEACHER READING DOWN HER CLASS ROLL AND COMES TO A NAME THAT STYMIES HER. SHE ATTEMPTS TO PRONOUNCE IT, SAYS, " LA...AH?" PUPIL PIPES UP AND SAYS, WITH A HINT OF ATTITUDE, "IT'S LADASHA."
HER NAME WAS SPELLED, LA-A.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
The Doctor is IN
OVER AT RADIO INFOMANIAC, OUR DEAREST FRIEND MISTRESS MJ HAS BLOWN THE LID OFF MY TRUE PASSION, MY REASON FOR LIVING. AND THAT IS WHAT YOU QUERY? WHY, IT'S YOU DARLING!! YOU AND YOUR TROUBLES, YOU AND YOUR PHOBIAS, YOU AND YOUR FEARS. TELL MOTHER NORMA WHATEVER HAUNTS YOU AT NIGHT. TELL MOTHER NORMA WHAT TAUNTS YOU DURING THE DAY. I'M LICENSED IN 49 STATES AND FULLY BONDED. THE LINES ARE OPEN!
Monday, January 23, 2012
NORMA'S CRYSTAL BALLS
I'M GOING OUT ON A LIMB AND SAYING THAT
"ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER MAN"
WILL WIN BEST PICTURE THIS YEAR AT THE OSCARS.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
AND YET ANOTHER MYSTERY
THIS PHOTO IS FOR SALE ON EBAY.
THE SELLER CLEARLY STATES WHO SHE IS.
I BEGRUDGINGLY AGREE WITH THE SELLER.
TO ME, THIS IS TOUGH. DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS?
TO ME, THIS IS TOUGH. DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS?
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
NOT THAT DIFFICULT A MYSTERY
I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO LADY TO THE LEFT IS.
MY QUESTION IS, DO YOU KNOW WHO'S
STANDING TO HER RIGHT?
Saturday, January 7, 2012
A NEW TUMBLR
EBONY MAGAZINE'S GOT A NEW TUMBLR USING
70s COVERS AND ADS. THERE ARE ONLY A FEW
PAGES UP SO FAR, BUT IT COULD BE FUN.
ONE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH ROSS.
ROE V. WADE HAD YET TO BECOME
LAW WHEN THIS DRESS WAS CONCEIVED,
HENCE IT'S EXISTENCE.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
WHY, IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!
JESSICA GUTIERREZ REMOVED MY GALL BLADDER, BUT WHEN SHE DID HER OBLIGATORY INITIALING ON MY STOMACH, A MIRACLE OCCURRED.
I WAS SAVED.
