JOKE OF THE DAY

A GUY WALKS INTO BARNES & NOBLE AND

GOES UP TO THE INFORMATION DESK....

GUY: "HI. I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW BOOK....I CAN'T REMEMBER ITS NAME.....

BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT'S A BOOK ABOUT SMALL PENISES."

THE CLERK CHECKS THE INSTORE COMPUTER....

CLERK: "I'M SORRY, BUT IT ISN'T IN YET."

GUY: "THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK!!"

"Would someone please show Miss Somers to a seat in the back, the one with the obstructed view?"

MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY?

OVER AT THAT DELIGHTFUL DARK BAR, 

INFOMANIAC, THE MANAGERESS AND MISTRESS MJ 

SPECULATED ON THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY I MIGHT PEN.

DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT TASHA TUDOR?

HERE IS MY LIFE. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ME TO PUT PEN TO PAPER.

I KNOW, I KNOW....

TOO BUSY LATELY.

I LOVE YOU.

OBITUARIES WORTH NOTING

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I ADORE NAMES.

MEMORIES on ICE

THIS IS THE REFRIGERATOR OF MY YOUTH.

AND YES, IT WAS AS EXCITING AS A DIOR ORIGINAL.

WIDER STILL

BEEN A TOUGH WEEK.

TOOTH GOT PULLED.

DRY SOCKET.

SUPPERTIME AT MJ's

Where's the dippin' sauce?