A GUY WALKS INTO BARNES & NOBLE AND
GOES UP TO THE INFORMATION DESK....
GUY: "HI. I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW BOOK....I CAN'T REMEMBER ITS NAME.....
BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT'S A BOOK ABOUT SMALL PENISES."
THE CLERK CHECKS THE INSTORE COMPUTER....
CLERK: "I'M SORRY, BUT IT ISN'T IN YET."
GUY: "THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK!!"
*slaps thighs*
ReplyDeleteAre you here all night, Norma?
do you mean, have i got a million of of 'em?
Deletedo you see a brick wall and a mike nearby?
Get the hook!
DeleteI just hate when your unsure if it's in yet. Even worst is when the package arrives too early.
ReplyDeleteI have "a friend" who hears that title every time!
ReplyDeleteyou have so many "friends"...you've surely reached your limit on facebook.
DeleteYou've been hanging around the Regal Beagle again, huh?
ReplyDeletei cleaned up your mess margaret, thanks are not needed.
Deleteno beagle's here, but you knew that. somers' knows it too.
Deleteslowly i turned, step by step
ReplyDeletenyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
DeleteWhat's Barnes & Noble?
ReplyDeletesorry.
Deletea guy logs into amazon.........
hahahahahaha..... fantastic comeback
DeleteThat could be the story of my life....
ReplyDeleteoh honey, cheer up....you could work at b.dalton & they're all gone.
DeleteHehe!
ReplyDeletewould someone escort wilma out, thank you.
DeleteI read this joke to my brother and sister in law and they sat silently and listened.
ReplyDelete[norma shakes her head]
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