The judges of the prestigious Kitchen Queen Contest
felt it necessary to convene in order to discuss the mounting delays
imposed by Mistress of Ceremonies, MJ.
Because the meeting was so impromptu,
the judges, hungry for a snack, caught and roasted a boar.
They intend on mapping out a plan while they digest their spoils.
MJ's laying there all chill drying out her unruly bush.
ReplyDeleteit's already dryer than you think.
DeleteI think you meant, "drier" but yes, she could certainly use a "Miss Muffy Dryer" as all good little wood nymphs need one in order to shrink it back into proper size.
DeletePS I do not think about MJ's dryness, nor should you. Go outside and play.
yes margaret, you're right again!
DeleteSliced cranberries go with boar. Just saying.
ReplyDeletelx, always the hostess.
DeleteI smell tuna.
ReplyDeleteSmoked.
that's why the board meets outdoors.
DeleteWhat are they planning... a thanksgiving Baby Roast?
ReplyDeleteKABOBS!
DeleteAre getting ready to vote or give birth?
ReplyDeleteboth involve pulling a lever.
DeleteThe best recipe of the contest so far... I think!
ReplyDeleteDo my eyes deceive or is Mj carrying child? And what is that smell
ReplyDeleteactually, i believe she's carrying rosemary's baby.
Delete...and you be Rosemary!
DeleteUh-huh. Cookie and I know ALL about yours and MJ's first love child.
"NorMJ."
Thanksgiving is this Thursday and still so many Butterballs in the freezer?
ReplyDeleteand they're basting in their own juices.
Delete"You're soaking in it!"
Deletejust remember to deglaze the pan.
DeleteWhy? It makes good gravy.
DeleteI have every intention of insisting that everyone boycott this blog.
ReplyDeletei'll make the signs.
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