Monday, November 12, 2012

NOT A WELL WOMAN





I'VE TAKEN TO MY BED. 

 THE KITCHEN QUEEN CONTEST COMPETITION 
HAS PUT ME OVER THE EDGE.


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33 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 12, 2012 at 7:32 PM

    oh yes, I would have won! I had forgotten about the contest!

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    1. The MistressNovember 12, 2012 at 8:48 PM

      Joseph: Feel free to vote for your fave come voting day.

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    2. normadesmondNovember 12, 2012 at 9:44 PM

      well joseph, this certainly won't be the last
      battle in infomania. stay tuned!

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    3. designing wallyNovember 13, 2012 at 11:16 PM

      That peenee...
      Damn her gams...

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  2. designing wallyNovember 12, 2012 at 8:42 PM

    Feel better,
    Perhaps a lemon meringue pie would help!

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    1. normadesmondNovember 12, 2012 at 9:45 PM

      i almost did a lemon meringue pie; i have
      a unique recipe and it's good.

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    2. The MistressNovember 16, 2012 at 11:04 AM

      Does this mean I'll have to host another contest next year?

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    3. normadesmondNovember 16, 2012 at 3:59 PM

      no, next month!

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  3. The MistressNovember 12, 2012 at 8:49 PM

    Is that your will you're reading?

    I'm in it, aren't I?

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    1. normadesmondNovember 12, 2012 at 9:49 PM

      i made you the executrix.
      the dominatrix executrix.

      you do know how to turn a trix, right?

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  4. normadesmondNovember 12, 2012 at 9:44 PM

    thou would know, wouldn't thou.

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  5. normadesmondNovember 12, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    i wish you'd tell me what you really think.

    would you believe peenee helped me decorate that room?

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  6. LẌNovember 13, 2012 at 12:58 AM

    Maybe someone will enter a chicken soup recipe before it's too late!

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    1. normadesmondNovember 13, 2012 at 8:19 AM

      specifying a poison matzo ball with my name on it!

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  7. PrincessNovember 13, 2012 at 10:20 PM

    Oh Norma... Things can't be that bad... you managed to still put a little bow in your hair.
    I'll help you jump peenee for that bag fulll of Vicodin... We could share

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  8. Jon DeepBlueNovember 14, 2012 at 11:25 AM

    At least try not to forget to feed the corgis! Poor puppies!

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  9. Mistress MaddieNovember 14, 2012 at 7:32 PM

    Should I bring you some bromide with gin in it, and A nice warm sponge bath? Feel better dearie.

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  10. Rui BarrosNovember 15, 2012 at 3:49 PM

    No excuse for your bed Norma. No excuse.
    I'm getting the hose.

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  11. Mar gar etNovember 15, 2012 at 10:50 PM

    Either empty the bedpan already as after 3 days' worth of whatever you excrete, it's no longer considered a bedpan, but a bathtub!

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    1. normadesmondNovember 16, 2012 at 7:38 AM

      madge did tell me i was soaking in it.

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    2. AnonymousNovember 16, 2012 at 11:21 AM

      I know. She just shoves you back in and smiles.

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  12. The MistressNovember 16, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    Did you know that "chenille" is French for "caterpillar"?

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    1. AnonymousNovember 16, 2012 at 11:23 AM

      He'll need a Caterpillar machine to move him out of the bed. By now, his skin has fused into the mattress.

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    2. normadesmondNovember 19, 2012 at 10:06 AM

      a chenille just crawled out of my snatch.

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  13. AnonymousNovember 17, 2012 at 4:13 AM

    Get well soon, m'dear.

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  14. jasonNovember 18, 2012 at 11:28 PM

    I suggest you change those Priscilla curtains. That could only help your health.

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Please, we're all ears!