Friday, June 29, 2012

SLOPPY SECONDS



I'M BUSY, TRYING TO FILL MJ's CHAIR OVER AT INFOMANIAC


EVEN WITH MY ASS, THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF ROOM IN HER CHAIR.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Monday, June 18, 2012

Blasto from the Pasto



Not to worry, I'm not going all Esther Zidel on your asses.
My dearest friend found this snapshot in her Nana's photo album.
She hasn't a clue who she is.
We will never know who she is.
For all we know, there isn't a living soul that remembers her.



So, now that I've brought the room down, let's take a good look at this 
hubba-hubba dame with that hand on that hip and all her fabulousness.
Honey, you were something!




Tuesday, June 12, 2012

OBITUARIES WORTH NOTING-2




What I loved about Nick was he chose to buy the "Looks Just Like Your Brains" hairpiece.

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How could I not include someone American as all that?

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Read. It only gets better.


Monday, June 11, 2012

LET US PRAY FOR MJ



THE LIGHT OF OUR LIVES, THE ONE, THE ONLY MJ
OWNER/OPERATOR of INFOMANIAC HAS
FALLEN ON TRYING TIMES, LEAVING HER LOST IN A WELL OF LONELINESS.


IT IS UP TO US TO HELP HER, GUIDE HER.


LET US PRAY.



WE WILL PASS OUT PRAYER BOOKS TO THOSE THAT NEED THEM.


Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Muscato for Christine Jorgensen



The always brilliant Muscato answered the not 
so mysterious mystery not only spot on, 
but fabulously, so I thought it deserved top billing.



"I know, I know!

However, I have to say that when I saw the thumbnail 
small version of the image over on my blogroll, 
my first guess was the Meadows sisters, Audrey and Jayne.

And all else I'll say is that is indeed the estimable 
Mr. Pierce on the right. He's accompanied by a remarkable creature whose emergence into the spotlight could have been marked by the tagline so often associated with Anne Boleyn - "the chop heard 'round the world"



(Maybe this should have been labelled, BEFORE - DURING - AFTER)




Dontcha just love this tweaked Obama poster?



Monday, June 4, 2012

Google Image My Ass



Dearest Margaret taught me something the other day. Seems yours truly had 
never heard of Google Images and how one could use a photo to search. 
So, I quickly headed over to that dusty tomb, The File on Esther Zidel
hoping that I might be able to put names to some of unknown snapshots Esther took. 
Imagine how stupid I felt when the results of my Google search was no other than Esther Zidel! DUH. So today I tried something. I took an old photo of myself and popped that in. 






Get a load of the results.




Absolutely insane. Oh, pardon me, visually similar.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Who's waiting in the green room?





Hardly mystery guests, but this is the best I have at the moment.