COAST to COAST NEWS

COOKIE REFUSES TO TAKE HER GLASSES OFF DURING DOUBLES.

SPOTTED ON GLAMOROUS CRUISE

 WHILE ON AN EXCLUSIVE CARNIVAL CRUISE, 

THE ELUSIVE MISTRESS MJ WAS SNAPPED AS SHE MADE HER

WAY BACK TO HER CABIN TO CHANGE FOR DINNER.

MJ.....TODAY

 HER NEW MAN, HER NEW LIFE.

FRIED EGG WEDNESDAY

IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST

MOM, ALVY & MOUSE

YESTERDAY'S SNOW.

THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH

POOR POOR MJ.

SHE'S BEEN POSTING HER LITTLE HEART OUT FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS.

SHE'S POOPED AND REALLY, CAN YOU BLAME HER?

TROLLING THE INTERNET IS HARD.

ASK DEAR COOKIE, SHE KNOWS HOW TOUGH IT IS.

OF COURSE, IT'S MJ THAT ALWAYS SAID, 

"GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY WILL COME."

LEARNING SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY

A EUPHEMISM I'D NEVER HEARD OF.

[via]

SPEAKING OF WHAT ANNOYS ME

in response to mj's open mic.....

STICKY VINYL AT THE POOL HALL.

SIMMER DOWN OR I'LL SIC CLARA ON YOU

YES, YES, MUSCATO GOT IT RIGHT AWAY

THOUGH COOKIE WAS QUITE PERSISTENT

POOR DEAR, HER NAME ALWAYS BEING MISSPELLED.

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR STOPPING IN,

I JUST LOVE WHEN YOU DO THAT!

PLEASE REMOVE YOUR BLINDFOLDS AND SAY HELL-O TO...

ANOTHER MYSTERY GUEST!

JA'NET DUBOIS

DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW TO PRONOUNCE HER NAME.

YES, COOKIE KNEW HER RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

SHE AND IL DUCE HAD QUITE THE TIME

SINGING THE OLD THEME SONG TO

"GOOD TIMES."

WIKIPEDIA HAS A THOUGHTFUL BIO OF

MIZZ JA'NET, BUT I ESPECIALLY ENJOYED

THE LAST SENTENCE.

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"She is a member of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority. She has three 

children, Rani, Burghardt and Yovanne."

MYSTERY GUEST

NORMA'S ONLY HUMAN

THE QUESTION WAS, 

"If you Bitches could travel 
back in time to 1976, what would YOU 
purchase off the racks to wear?"

THIS IS NORMA, OFF THE RACK, 1976.

GREETINGS FROM INFOMANIAC COOKING SCHOOL

Today, grillmaster MJ will show us the proper way to turn a piece of meat.

Always the pro, she never dons an apron.

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Can't you just smell summer?

NO CONTEST

WHAT CAN I SAY, I WAS STUMPED WHEN I FIRST

SPOTTED THIS SHOT OF JONI & CLIVE DAVIS.

I'D ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS

PENELOPE WILTON, KNOWN TO MANY AS

ISOBEL CRAWLEY.

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KUDOS TO OUR COOLEST OF COOKIE'S;

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH SCADS

OF CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE

AND TALENT!

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THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR POPPING IN!!