SETTLING UP

MILDRED JACQUARD  GETS HER TIP FROM 

THE LAST JOHN OF THE NIGHT.

FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, COOKIE THINKS SHE'S GOT SOMETHING COMING.

COAST to COAST NEWS

COOKIE REFUSES TO TAKE HER GLASSES OFF DURING DOUBLES.

NO CONTEST

WHAT CAN I SAY, I WAS STUMPED WHEN I FIRST

SPOTTED THIS SHOT OF JONI & CLIVE DAVIS.

I'D ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS

PENELOPE WILTON, KNOWN TO MANY AS

ISOBEL CRAWLEY.

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KUDOS TO OUR COOLEST OF COOKIE'S;

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH SCADS

OF CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE

AND TALENT!

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THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR POPPING IN!!

MY DEAR FRIENDS AT HOLIDAYTIME

COOKIE GIVES BALTIMORE WHAT IT DESERVES.

THE PEENEE MANTRA:

A CUP OF TEA IS JUST WHAT FRAZZLED WEST COAST XMAS NERVES DEMAND.

AND MJ SCANS THE INTERNET FOR A DESK WITH SHORTER LEGS..