IT'S TWUE...

DEAREST COOKIE OF COOLDOM DID DROP
A BOULDER SIZED HINT OVER AT,
"DOING HARD TIMES IN SHAKER HEIGHTS"
SO I BEST CORROBORATE THE STORY.

YES, WE MADE IT LEGAL AFTER 27 YEARS!

ACCORDING TO GUINNESS,

NORMA'S THE OLDEST LIVING BRIDE.