HAS THE MISTRESS RETURNED?

I HAD TO SIT DOWN, I GOT TIRED OF WAITING.

THIS AIN'T NO PLACE TO BE IF YOU PLAN ON BEING A STAR

WHILE "LA MISTRESSA" GETS HOSED DOWN, 

WE THOUGHT WE'D REOPEN NORMA'S POPULAR CAR WASH.

DETAILING & RIMS, EXTRA.

MJ's HOLIDAY SNAPS

YES, MJ's A BOTTOM.

(She's scheduled for a pedicure tomorrow)

CELEBRITIES AND WHERE THEY TROLL

HAPPENED UPON THIS PIECE ABOUT CELEBRITY BODY
TRANSFORMATIONS & YES, I CHECKED IT OUT. I NEVER
WATCHED "FRIENDS," BUT I BECAME A HUGE MATT LEBLANC
FAN WHEN I FOUND, "EPISODES."

HE IS GORGEOUS.

BUT THIS ISN'T WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT.

SCROLLING DOWN TO THE COMMENTS, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND......

A GLIMPSE AT THE UNGUARDED MISTRESS.

IT'S SUNDAY, WORSHIP WITH US!

STILL ON VACAY

MJ AND I WERE POOPED AFTER A SPIN ON THE TILT-A-WHIRL.

FISHWIFE FRIDAY

FOR OUR DARLING, MJ

ARE THE SKIES FRIENDLY?

MALEFICENT JUANA IS BUSY.

OF COURSE, IT'S ALL BUSINESS.

ARE WE THERE YET?

With MJ missing in action, the bus ride home isn't the same.

POLARIZED LENSES RECOMMENDED

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I MISS MJ.

SETTLING UP

MILDRED JACQUARD  GETS HER TIP FROM 

THE LAST JOHN OF THE NIGHT.

FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, COOKIE THINKS SHE'S GOT SOMETHING COMING.

PARTY TIME

NOW THAT I'VE BEEN OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM
INFOMANIAC, I SAY IT'S TIME TO PARTAY.

IF ANYONE NEEDS A BIT OF TALC, IT'S AT THE COURTESY DESK.


Thank you dear LX for helping this old woman!

THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH

POOR POOR MJ.

SHE'S BEEN POSTING HER LITTLE HEART OUT FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS.

SHE'S POOPED AND REALLY, CAN YOU BLAME HER?

TROLLING THE INTERNET IS HARD.

ASK DEAR COOKIE, SHE KNOWS HOW TOUGH IT IS.

OF COURSE, IT'S MJ THAT ALWAYS SAID, 

"GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY WILL COME."

SPEAKING OF WHAT ANNOYS ME

in response to mj's open mic.....

STICKY VINYL AT THE POOL HALL.

NORMA'S ONLY HUMAN

THE QUESTION WAS, 

"If you Bitches could travel 
back in time to 1976, what would YOU 
purchase off the racks to wear?"

THIS IS NORMA, OFF THE RACK, 1976.

GREETINGS FROM INFOMANIAC COOKING SCHOOL

Today, grillmaster MJ will show us the proper way to turn a piece of meat.

Always the pro, she never dons an apron.

♦♦♦♦

Can't you just smell summer?

NOT A WELL WOMAN

I'VE TAKEN TO MY BED. 

 THE KITCHEN QUEEN CONTEST COMPETITION 

HAS PUT ME OVER THE EDGE.

KITCHEN QUEEN CONTEST

HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR GROCERIES YET?

DECISIONS, DECISIONS.....

I'M HAVING A TOUGH TIME DECIDING 

JUST WHAT TO PREPARE

FOR THE INFOMANIAC THROWDOWN.

FISH?

FOWL?

FUNKY?

***

OF COURSE THERE ARE ALWAYS MY
GLORIOUS HERPES CUPCAKES.

PREPARATIONS, PREPARATIONS...

WE'RE BUSY READYING OUR KITCHEN FOR

INFOMANIAC'S BIGGEST COMPETITION YET!

I'VE EMPLOYED A CRACK TEAM, EAGER TO ABIDE MY EVERY WHIM.

THE DESMOND TEST KITCHENS MUST BE SPOTLESS!