A Panacea for our Times

You didn't know I'd written a little book, did you?

I don't like to toot my own horn,

but I think the country may need this right now.

BFFs

REMEMBER MOUSE?

WELL, HE LIVES NEARBY & HIS OWNERS SHARED THIS ADORABLE VIDEO.

CLIMATE CHANGE

AND YOU THOUGHT FLOODING & RISING 

OCEANS WEREN'T TROUBLE ENOUGH.

I'M ENTRANCED BY THE MANICURED HAND OF GOD.

MY BEDTIME "TWEET"

The reason why that imbecile is in the White House is the same 

reason why OJ Simpson's jury set him free.

Anti-intellectualism is our problem. How do we fix it?

Of course, I want 45 to remain in office until either Congress miraculously flips or he is not reelected in '20. 

Pence would do far more damage, he is truly a demon.

CORGIS!

THIS IS ADORABLE.

CORGI WARS

AS IF SHE DOESN'T ALREADY DESERVE TO BE DISEMBOWELED,

THIS ROOM, THE DECOR & HER BLOUSE HIGHLIGHT HER HIDEOUSNESS.

AND THAT CORGI IS OVERWEIGHT.

If the Humane Society were just that, 

they'd rescue the dog and put Kellyanne down.

Thank you dear Mistress!

JANUARY 1, 2017

WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE.

CHRIST I LOVE CHRISTMAS

BEST THING ZZ EVER DID

MOVIE REMAKE: THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH

WHO'S A CONTEMPORARY ACTOR THAT 

COULD PLAY THE TOM EWELL PART?

VINTAGE BLANKET

LATEST BEST OFFER

THIS IS AN EMAIL I RECEIVED TODAY FROM A MADISON JOHNSON.

ANYONE HAD ANY GOOD COME-ONS LATELY?

MID-SUMMER OBITUARIES

REMEMBER, THESE WERE ALL LOVELY PEOPLE 

WHO JUST SCREAMED TO BE SINGLED OUT.

SHOPPING

I'm not trying to copy the clever Jason, but I too find 

myself out and about. Today's antique mall mentions....

My life story, I hope.

The Trump White House furniture, miniaturized.

(the fronts are velvet)

SUMMER!

That special time of the year when our thighs stick together 

even more than usual. We also turn a year older, such delight!