HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLIVIA deHAVILLAND

and Dan Aykroyd, Diana, Princess of Wales, Debbie Harry 

and the country we'd most love to live in, Canada.

Here is my birthday gift, given to me 18 days ago.

Never accuse me of not being transparent.

SIGH

QUEEN ELIZABETH HAS HAD TO SAY GOODBYE 

TO HER LAST CORGI, WILLOW.

I'M GUESSING SHE'D RATHER OF PUT CHARLES DOWN.

HAS THE MISTRESS RETURNED?

I HAD TO SIT DOWN, I GOT TIRED OF WAITING.

WINTER WEIGHT

I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY BEHIND MINE.

HOLIDAY CAKE!

I WENT TO THE BAKERY RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE
HOMOPHOBIC BAKERY IN COLORADO &
ORDERED US A SEASONAL CAKE.

WHO WANTS TO MAKE THE FIRST CUT?

WHO SAYS THE XMAS SPIRIT IS DEAD?

THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHOIR CAME OVER TO SERENADE ME.

WASN'T THAT NICE?

TWEET OF THE DAY

"I WISH JEFFREY DAHMER WERE ALIVE BECAUSE I'D BEG HIM TO EAT YOU."

(IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING 

"JUDGE" JEANINE PIRRO TWEETED [italics are mine])

GREAT VINYL OF THE PAST

I'm wondering if the head might be a coloratura?

THE PERFECT WEEKEND

IN BED WITH THE BABY

A Panacea for our Times

You didn't know I'd written a little book, did you?

I don't like to toot my own horn,

but I think the country may need this right now.

BFFs

REMEMBER MOUSE?

WELL, HE LIVES NEARBY & HIS OWNERS SHARED THIS ADORABLE VIDEO.

CLIMATE CHANGE

AND YOU THOUGHT FLOODING & RISING 

OCEANS WEREN'T TROUBLE ENOUGH.

I'M ENTRANCED BY THE MANICURED HAND OF GOD.

MY BEDTIME "TWEET"

The reason why that imbecile is in the White House is the same 

reason why OJ Simpson's jury set him free.

Anti-intellectualism is our problem. How do we fix it?

Of course, I want 45 to remain in office until either Congress miraculously flips or he is not reelected in '20. 

Pence would do far more damage, he is truly a demon.

CORGIS!

THIS IS ADORABLE.

CORGI WARS

AS IF SHE DOESN'T ALREADY DESERVE TO BE DISEMBOWELED,

THIS ROOM, THE DECOR & HER BLOUSE HIGHLIGHT HER HIDEOUSNESS.

AND THAT CORGI IS OVERWEIGHT.

If the Humane Society were just that, 

they'd rescue the dog and put Kellyanne down.

Thank you dear Mistress!