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Monday, December 11, 2017

TWEET OF THE DAY



"I WISH JEFFREY DAHMER WERE ALIVE BECAUSE I'D BEG HIM TO EAT YOU."






(IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING 
"JUDGE" JEANINE PIRRO TWEETED[italics are mine])

Sunday, November 12, 2017

GREAT VINYL OF THE PAST


I'm wondering if the head might be a coloratura?


Saturday, November 4, 2017

THE PERFECT WEEKEND



IN BED WITH THE BABY



Tuesday, October 3, 2017

A Panacea for our Times


You didn't know I'd written a little book, did you?

I don't like to toot my own horn,
but I think the country may need this right now.






Sunday, July 9, 2017

BFFs



REMEMBER MOUSE?

WELL, HE LIVES NEARBY & HIS OWNERS SHARED THIS ADORABLE VIDEO.



Sunday, June 4, 2017

CLIMATE CHANGE


AND YOU THOUGHT FLOODING & RISING 
OCEANS WEREN'T TROUBLE ENOUGH.





I'M ENTRANCED BY THE MANICURED HAND OF GOD.



Wednesday, May 31, 2017

MY BEDTIME "TWEET"


The reason why that imbecile is in the White House is the same 
reason why OJ Simpson's jury set him free.


Anti-intellectualism is our problem. How do we fix it?

Of course, I want 45 to remain in office until either Congress miraculously flips or he is not reelected in '20. 

Pence would do far more damage, he is truly a demon.




Thursday, March 9, 2017

CORGIS!


THIS IS ADORABLE.


Monday, March 6, 2017

CORGI WARS




AS IF SHE DOESN'T ALREADY DESERVE TO BE DISEMBOWELED,
THIS ROOM, THE DECOR & HER BLOUSE HIGHLIGHT HER HIDEOUSNESS.
AND THAT CORGI IS OVERWEIGHT.

If the Humane Society were just that, 
they'd rescue the dog and put Kellyanne down.





Sunday, January 1, 2017

JANUARY 1, 2017




WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE.



Saturday, December 24, 2016

Monday, December 19, 2016

Saturday, December 17, 2016

MOVIE REMAKE: THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH



WHO'S A CONTEMPORARY ACTOR THAT 
COULD PLAY THE TOM EWELL PART?





Monday, October 31, 2016

Sunday, September 11, 2016

LATEST BEST OFFER




THIS IS AN EMAIL I RECEIVED TODAY FROM A MADISON JOHNSON.



ANYONE HAD ANY GOOD COME-ONS LATELY?