SIX FEET UNDER

THE TITLE OF MY LAST POST MADE ME SMILE. 

"STILL ALIVE." 

THAT MAKES THIS POST EVEN MORE, IRONIC? 

I SNAPPED THIS YESTERDAY WHILE ON MY DAILY WALK.

I TAKE A WALK TO INTENTIONALLY REMOVE MYSELF 

FROM THE TELEVISION AND THE BLEAKNESS OF IT ALL

AND RUN SMACK DAB INTO DEATH AND THE DEATH OF DEATH.

(YES, THOSE NEIGHBORS, WHO I DO NOT KNOW, DRIVE A HEARSE)

YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE CHEERED UP, RIGHT?

STILL ALIVE

RECEIVED THIS PHOTO THIS MORNING (VIA TEXT) FROM A FRIEND IN FLORIDA. SHE SNAPPED THE PHOTO BECAUSE THE CADILLAC CONVERTIBLE MADE HER THINK OF ME. SHE KNOWS I'VE GOT MY OLD DROP TOP.

WHAT SHE DIDN'T REALIZE WAS WHO SHE HAPPENED TO BE CAPTURING. I EMBIGGENED THE PHOTO A BIT, BUT IT GETS TOO BLURRY HERE. CAN YOU SEE THAT THE DRIVER APPEARS TO BE A GUY AND HE'S GOT HIS HAIR SET IN HOT ROLLERS? HE'S ALSO GOT ON A LOVELY PINK NECKLACE & SOMEWHAT MATCHING TOP OR FROCK.

YOU GO GURL.

MY MOST FAVORITE GIF EVER

via GIPHY

I USE THIS AS OFTEN AS I CAN. I THINK IT MAY BE FROM SOME HOUSEWIVES SHOW, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. WHENEVER I NEED TO RESPOND TO SOMETHING AND PEARLS NEED TO BE CLUTCHED, THERE SHE IS AND I ADORE HER.

MICHAEL COHEN DAY

SITTING HERE, GLUED TO THE TELEVISION. 

Because I must sit here, I started snooping around the laptop and found I've been amassing these obituaries for ages! Time to purge!!

And these two are not standouts because of their names, read on.

OKAY, IT'S ANOTHER CHRISTMAS

HERE'S THIS YEARS HOLIDAY CARD.

Rivvy celebrated her 13th birthday on December 2nd and died the following Tuesday. Probably a heart attack or stroke. No warning. 

SHE WAS A GREAT GIRL & A GREAT MOM.

It never gets easier.

You can't say Norma doesn't know how to bring down a room.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLIVIA deHAVILLAND

and Dan Aykroyd, Diana, Princess of Wales, Debbie Harry 

and the country we'd most love to live in, Canada.

Here is my birthday gift, given to me 18 days ago.

Never accuse me of not being transparent.

SIGH

QUEEN ELIZABETH HAS HAD TO SAY GOODBYE 

TO HER LAST CORGI, WILLOW.

I'M GUESSING SHE'D RATHER OF PUT CHARLES DOWN.

HAS THE MISTRESS RETURNED?

I HAD TO SIT DOWN, I GOT TIRED OF WAITING.

WINTER WEIGHT

I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY BEHIND MINE.

HOLIDAY CAKE!

I WENT TO THE BAKERY RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE
HOMOPHOBIC BAKERY IN COLORADO &
ORDERED US A SEASONAL CAKE.

WHO WANTS TO MAKE THE FIRST CUT?

WHO SAYS THE XMAS SPIRIT IS DEAD?

THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHOIR CAME OVER TO SERENADE ME.

WASN'T THAT NICE?

TWEET OF THE DAY

"I WISH JEFFREY DAHMER WERE ALIVE BECAUSE I'D BEG HIM TO EAT YOU."

(IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING 

"JUDGE" JEANINE PIRRO TWEETED [italics are mine])

GREAT VINYL OF THE PAST

I'm wondering if the head might be a coloratura?

THE PERFECT WEEKEND

IN BED WITH THE BABY

A Panacea for our Times

You didn't know I'd written a little book, did you?

I don't like to toot my own horn,

but I think the country may need this right now.