SHE'S BACK

THE LAWN NEEDED MOWING.

MJ's HOLIDAY SNAPS

YES, MJ's A BOTTOM.

(She's scheduled for a pedicure tomorrow)

CELEBRITIES AND WHERE THEY TROLL

HAPPENED UPON THIS PIECE ABOUT CELEBRITY BODY
TRANSFORMATIONS & YES, I CHECKED IT OUT. I NEVER
WATCHED "FRIENDS," BUT I BECAME A HUGE MATT LEBLANC
FAN WHEN I FOUND, "EPISODES."

HE IS GORGEOUS.

BUT THIS ISN'T WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT.

SCROLLING DOWN TO THE COMMENTS, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND......

A GLIMPSE AT THE UNGUARDED MISTRESS.

MJ, Wonderful Samaritan.

Before our shared vacation ended, 

I got this shot of the ever helpful MJ as she carried a lass that 

was part of our tour group. This gal had twisted her ankle on some rough terrain
and MJ practically flew to her aid. As you can see, we ran out of sun block while on the continent.

STILL ON VACAY

MJ AND I WERE POOPED AFTER A SPIN ON THE TILT-A-WHIRL.

M.I.A. MJ

I'VE RECEIVED A WELCOME COMMUNIQUE´ FROM HER HIGHNESS.

 SHE'S FLITTING HERE AND THERE

CONSUMED WITH HIGH LEVEL BUSINESS.

YOU'D THINK WITH ALL HER UPGRADES THEY'D FORGO 

"THE KARATE CHOP TO THE BREAST" MANUEVER.

IF ONLY MJ....

...WOULD COME DOWN FROM HER PEDESTAL.

PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE

SHE MAY BE BUSY, BUT NOT TOO 

BUSY FOR HER DAILY CONSTITUTIONAL.

DID YOU KNOW MJ's A WARBLER?

AND A DANDY GIFT GIVER TOO!

HAPPY WHATEVER Y'ALL DO!

FISHWIFE FRIDAY

FOR OUR DARLING, MJ

ARE THE SKIES FRIENDLY?

MALEFICENT JUANA IS BUSY.

OF COURSE, IT'S ALL BUSINESS.

ARE WE THERE YET?

With MJ missing in action, the bus ride home isn't the same.

POLARIZED LENSES RECOMMENDED

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I MISS MJ.

WAITIN' BY THE SWANEE

FOR MJ's RETURN

SETTLING UP

MILDRED JACQUARD  GETS HER TIP FROM 

THE LAST JOHN OF THE NIGHT.

FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, COOKIE THINKS SHE'S GOT SOMETHING COMING.

PARTY TIME

NOW THAT I'VE BEEN OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM
INFOMANIAC, I SAY IT'S TIME TO PARTAY.

IF ANYONE NEEDS A BIT OF TALC, IT'S AT THE COURTESY DESK.


Thank you dear LX for helping this old woman!

SPOTTED ON GLAMOROUS CRUISE

 WHILE ON AN EXCLUSIVE CARNIVAL CRUISE, 

THE ELUSIVE MISTRESS MJ WAS SNAPPED AS SHE MADE HER

WAY BACK TO HER CABIN TO CHANGE FOR DINNER.

MJ.....TODAY

 HER NEW MAN, HER NEW LIFE.

THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH

POOR POOR MJ.

SHE'S BEEN POSTING HER LITTLE HEART OUT FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS.

SHE'S POOPED AND REALLY, CAN YOU BLAME HER?

TROLLING THE INTERNET IS HARD.

ASK DEAR COOKIE, SHE KNOWS HOW TOUGH IT IS.

OF COURSE, IT'S MJ THAT ALWAYS SAID, 

"GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY WILL COME."

SPEAKING OF WHAT ANNOYS ME

in response to mj's open mic.....

STICKY VINYL AT THE POOL HALL.