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Saturday, September 29, 2012

PREPARATIONS, PREPARATIONS...



WE'RE BUSY READYING OUR KITCHEN FOR



I'VE EMPLOYED A CRACK TEAM, EAGER TO ABIDE MY EVERY WHIM.
THE DESMOND TEST KITCHENS MUST BE SPOTLESS!


Monday, September 24, 2012

HOLY SHIT



TODAY, DURING A BRIEF ONCE-OVER AT HALF-PRICE BOOKS,
I CAME UPON A BIBLE IN THE CLEARANCE SECTION, SHELVED IN NON-FICTION.








TRULY ANNOYED, I QUICKLY MOVED IT TO FICTION.


Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Sunday, September 16, 2012

ROSH HASHANAH 2012



THERE ARE MANY CUSTOMS FOREVER LINKED TO THE JEWISH NEW YEAR.
OUR WONDERFUL FRIEND, MJ, SHABBOS GOY TO THE STARS 
JUST BLEW HER SHOFAR OVER AT INFOMANIAC-ish. 

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ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DELIGHTFUL CUSTOMS IS ONE WE DO HERE.
IT'S QUITE OLD, ITS ROOTS FOUND IN ANTIQUITY...



BEFORE DINNER, WE HIGH JUMP OVER THE BLAZING BRISKET.


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The normadesmond CrAftY KorNeR




ALL ATTENDEES WILL BRING THEIR OWN BRUSHES.
CANVASES WILL BE PROVIDED.



Monday, September 10, 2012

Monday, September 3, 2012

SO MUCH TO DO



IN ANTICIPATION OF INFOMANIAC'S COOKING CONTEST
I'VE HIRED A GIRL TO COME IN AND GIVE THE PLACE A GOOD SCRUBBING.