THERE ARE MANY CUSTOMS FOREVER LINKED TO THE JEWISH NEW YEAR.
OUR WONDERFUL FRIEND, MJ, SHABBOS GOY TO THE STARS
JUST BLEW HER SHOFAR OVER AT INFOMANIAC-ish.
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ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DELIGHTFUL CUSTOMS IS ONE WE DO HERE.
IT'S QUITE OLD, ITS ROOTS FOUND IN ANTIQUITY...
BEFORE DINNER, WE HIGH JUMP OVER THE BLAZING BRISKET.
Well.... is the roast fish and weenies at least Kosher? And after so much Manischewitz wine, is that safe?
ReplyDeletethe flames kosherize everything.
DeleteMy new refrigerator has a Sabbath Mode. Does that mean the MJ will come over and defrost it?
ReplyDeleteYES! DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!
DeleteThe burning bush!
ReplyDeletebe careful, things will start "parting" soon.
DeleteWell...I suppose it beats waxing....
ReplyDeleteand no nasty yellow build-up.
DeleteDon't rush with the hash, Anna!
ReplyDelete(pretty lame, I know... sorry!)
Happy New Year all y'all!
Hugs
-Jon
"lame is always forgivable when its obvious."
Deleterabbi hymie
That is one HOT piece of snatch.
ReplyDeleteno horseradish needed.
DeleteI didn't knew Heather Mills was jewish...
ReplyDeleteeveryone's jewish on new year's.
DeleteStupid me, I brought a Dreidel.
ReplyDeleteAnd all along this was really Passover.
DeleteOy..
why not make a new, combined holiday...
Deleterosh chanapass!
ok, you organize it, and they will come. literally.
DeleteFestivus for the rest of us.
DeleteWhy not throw Halloween and Christmas in the bunch. This way we'll be over once and for all for the rest of the year!
Deletemargaret: there's no coming at the seder table.
Deletemj: you'll still need to wear a yarmulke.
jon: jewish law says you can't mix milk, meat & snickers. don't even get me started on xmas.
Barbie-Q!
ReplyDeleteexcept barbie got too close and it became barbie-PU!
DeleteHA!
Deleteyet a rabbi attended.
ReplyDeletere-HA!
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