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Well, actually it was torn from today's Op-Ed page.

I say it's unfortunate that the writer's mother's womb 

was operative and that her genes live on.

"HONEY, THIS WON'T HURT A BIT"

I'VE HAD THREE OF THESE AND ALWAYS IMPRESSED ON THE 

TECHNICIANS THAT MY BEING KNOCKED OUT WASN'T UP FOR DEBATE.

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