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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

"HONEY, THIS WON'T HURT A BIT"




I'VE HAD THREE OF THESE AND ALWAYS IMPRESSED ON THE 
TECHNICIANS THAT MY BEING KNOCKED OUT WASN'T UP FOR DEBATE.




17 comments:

  1. I awoke EARLY from the last one I had! Talk about painful. And I found out what surgeons discuss when they think you're still under...their wedding plans.

    One of my friends insisted on staying awake for hers AND watching it on screen. Ugh.

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    1. Helloooo Mistress Mj! There was no waking for mine! They gave me also a gin iv bag for backup in addition.

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    2. i think we all have a bizarre friend that likens their colon show to an episode of i love lucy.

      i enjoy telling any tech that's preparing to put something into one of my unwilling orifices that i awoke during an upper endoscopy and started pulling that shit out of my throat. they always smile and assure me they're gonna bump up the drip.

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    1. if i were you, i wouldn't take anything.

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  3. I'm not squeamish about medical procedures, but maximum drugs, please.

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    1. fuck yes! that's what made me so nervous about article.

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  4. A couple martinis & put on some swing music please.

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    1. i suppose that would be okay, they make you supply a designated driver.

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  5. My ass is an outtie, not an innie. So the worst part of the ordeal when they wake you up and tell you to fart. Sweet smoking Jesus, I'm thinking - my ass is sorer than Madonna's chapped lips and you expect me to fart?

    Why don't they let that air expell when you're under so you feel refreshed instead like Clara Bow's twat after the Southern Cal football teams been a calling?

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    1. is there anything left that we don't know about you?

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  6. I've only had one and announced I wanted to be one step short of zombie and they came through.

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    1. again, this is what i'm afraid of. with these new "findings" i'm imagining
      a world where nurse diesel grabs you by the neck and tells you how you can take it.

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  7. there is no reason to be conscious for any indelicate medical procedure. If rich people get to be 'under' - so does kabuki. trust me - kabuki is not all glamour and love with just a 'local'.

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  8. I'll take the sedatives and skip the colonoscopy, thanks.

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