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Thursday, May 31, 2012

JOKE OF THE DAY



A GUY WALKS INTO BARNES & NOBLE AND
GOES UP TO THE INFORMATION DESK....

GUY: "HI. I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW BOOK....I CAN'T REMEMBER ITS NAME.....
BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT'S A BOOK ABOUT SMALL PENISES."

THE CLERK CHECKS THE INSTORE COMPUTER....

CLERK: "I'M SORRY, BUT IT ISN'T IN YET."

GUY: "THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK!!"



Thursday, May 24, 2012

MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY?



OVER AT THAT DELIGHTFUL DARK BAR, 
INFOMANIAC, THE MANAGERESS AND MISTRESS MJ 
SPECULATED ON THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY I MIGHT PEN.



DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT TASHA TUDOR?




HERE IS MY LIFE. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ME TO PUT PEN TO PAPER.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I KNOW, I KNOW....


TOO BUSY LATELY.

I LOVE YOU.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

OBITUARIES WORTH NOTING







YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I ADORE NAMES.



Wednesday, May 9, 2012

MEMORIES on ICE



THIS IS THE REFRIGERATOR OF MY YOUTH.


AND YES, IT WAS AS EXCITING AS A DIOR ORIGINAL.




Tuesday, May 8, 2012

WIDER STILL



BEEN A TOUGH WEEK.



TOOTH GOT PULLED.
DRY SOCKET.



Tuesday, May 1, 2012

SUPPERTIME AT MJ's




Where's the dippin' sauce?