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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

MY NEW YEAR'S SOIREE





I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN OUT, LAST 
MINUTE BECAUSE I'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING.

THIS YEAR IT WAS THE SLICED TONGUE.


(KISSES TO YOU ALL!)


Thursday, December 18, 2014

FACEBOOK ADVICE



WHAT WOULD YOU DO ABOUT THE "FRIENDS" YOU HAVE ON
FACEBOOK THAT DID NOT "LIKE" YOUR UPDATED STATUS, INFORMING ALL READERS THAT YOU GOT MARRIED?


I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF "FRIENDS" THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW, BUT THE FRIENDS THAT, LET'S SAY, HATED YOU ONCE UPON A TIME FOR BEING GAY? FRIENDS THAT WERE ACTUALLY FRIENDS ONCE.


NORMALLY, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO 
LIKES THIS & WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT, BUT THIS 
SEEMS A TAD DIFFERENT TO ME.







Tuesday, December 16, 2014

IT'S TWUE...



DEAREST COOKIE OF COOLDOM DID DROP
A BOULDER SIZED HINT OVER AT,
"DOING HARD TIMES IN SHAKER HEIGHTS"
SO I BEST CORROBORATE THE STORY.



YES, WE MADE IT LEGAL AFTER 27 YEARS!


ACCORDING TO GUINNESS,
NORMA'S THE OLDEST LIVING BRIDE.


Saturday, December 13, 2014

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT.....




....I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT UNTIL NEW YEARS!