LET'S HOPE NONE OF US EVER HAS A BEA BYRNE ON THEIR TAIL.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Monday, August 20, 2012
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Phyllis Thaxter, 92, an actress who had an active film career in the 1940s and '50s and capped it with her portrayal of Clark Kent's mother in the 1978 version of "Superman," died Tuesday at her home in Orlando, Fla., said her daughter, actress Skye Aubrey. She had Alzheimer's disease.
Thursday, August 16, 2012
REMEMBER HOW SHE HAD THAT SECOND SET OF TEETH
THAT EMERGED TO MUNCH?
WELL THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLUNK YOUR ASS
DOWN ON A TOTO SELF-CLEANING TOILET SEAT!
YES, YOU LIFT THE SEAT AND LIGHT, FLUFFY FEATHERS
DRIFT ABOUT, DOING THEIR BEST TO THROW YOU OFF.
PLUNK THAT FAT ASS DOWN AND YOU HEAR A FAINT SPRITZING SOUND, AS WELL AS SENSING SOMETHING MOVING CLOSER TO GROUND ZERO.
TURN YOUR HEAD TO THE RIGHT AND PRECISELY SELECT THE CLEANSING
ACTION THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. THERE'S GENTLE AND ITS COUNTERPART. AND THAT THING YOU HEARD INCH IT'S WAY TOWARDS YOUR TANG DOES JUST WHAT IT PROMISES. THEN SELECT DRY. THAT'S RIGHT, IT BLOWS IT DRY. I COULDN'T FIND A KNOB FOR GEL OR DETANGLER ON THIS MODEL.
NOT SURE HOW LADIES MANAGE TO PRY THEMSELVES OFF
THIS LOVE MACHINE.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Here's our little mystery guest with his sister, Dad and Mom.
That's right, he's little Joey Luft, Judy and Sid's youngest.
I hunted around a bit to see what I could find out about him. Not much. I'm sure there are readers who know all there is to know. I found a message board that did lots of speculating about him....fetal alcohol syndrome, drug abuse......it couldn't have been easy.
Thanks everyone for playing along! You're just dolls, all of you!
...but I must give Helen a hand. Imagine all she accomplished...
and with that face.
Though a stupid movie, I recall enjoying "Sex and the Single Girl" back when I saw it in the middle ages. I imagined how aroused Helen must've been at the premiere, gazing up at the sublime Natalie Wood playing her. I also imagined that after that movie, all Helen ever saw when she looked into a mirror was Natalie.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
AFTER HOSING ALL THE SEA LIFE OUT OF HER CREVICES,
MJ POSED FOR THE PHOTOS THAT WILL BE USED IN
THE INFOMANIAC CORRESPONDENCE
SCHOOL OF ART
YES, OF COURSE THERE WILL BE A DRAW "WINKY."
ONE MUST DRAW MJ'S "WINKY" TO GRADUATE.