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Saturday, August 4, 2012

MJ: SEEN AT THE BEACH




THOUGH COOKED THROUGH AND THROUGH,
OUR SUPPLE DARLING MJ REMAINS AWOL.


HURRY BACK DEAR!






18 comments:

  1. From now on, she shall be known as Donna Nutella Versatile

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    1. you don't realize it, but you smell much more than that.

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  3. And whilest away at the beach too, the rumor of her and I together has been un-founded. It was indeed sand in my arse crack, not Mj.

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  4. Perhaps she found nirvana on a whaling vessel with 100 hungry seamen.

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  5. Looks like the old goose is almost cooked!...

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    1. why she hasn't even begun to marinate!

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  6. I can not decide what picture is more frightening.

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  7. That's who that is!

    She's been crowned the Shuffleboard Queen at my Seaside Retirement Center.

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  8. That's a well-used welding glove wearing a thong. I MEAN well-used. I don't even think neatsfoot oil and a brush would help.

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    1. once you're an extinct dinosaur, there's no reconstituting. ever.

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  9. I don't know why I bother associating with you Bitches.

    I really don't.

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