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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

MJ AT THE PERFUME COUNTER



When our dear Mistress decides to get out of the water, 
she makes a beeline to her favorite scents. 
Heck, when you spend all day marinating in bleach, 
you need to replenish.




28 comments:

  1. Well... it's an improvement... from nun's farts!

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    1. it all depends on the denomination darling.

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  2. I'm confused. I smell fish, but which is she?

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    1. who would question the kabooqui nose?

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  4. I'm just passing by for a quick whiff; I miss her so...

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    1. her windsong stays on our minds.

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    2. Haha Windsong! We used Windsong in the 70s to cover smelly dog farts.

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    3. No, really, it was my friend's dog who loved to beans for dinner.

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  5. She's wearing Crocs on vacay?

    Hai Wally!

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    1. if this rumor is true, she'll be thrown out of the spa, bodily.

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    2. Can I push her with the Cordoba?

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    3. make sure and get the oil changed first.

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    4. "Whaat? Push her into the tar pit? Okaay..."

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  6. Who'd guess the old dry cod had a flair for Eau de Herring?!
    I'd always assumed that marinade stench was just "lady problems"....

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  7. If those are her weekly supply in order I don't want to be around on Friday night.

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    1. fish on fridays, it's an mj tradition.

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  8. I tell ya...That MJ's a real catch!

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    1. you don't wanna see the bait, believe me.

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    2. I've heard that she's a "master of the bate"....

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    3. i think she lives next door to a batteries plus.

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  9. There's something fishy about this...

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Please, we're all ears!