HAS THE MISTRESS RETURNED?

I HAD TO SIT DOWN, I GOT TIRED OF WAITING.

EVER BEEN READ?

OVER AT THE INFOMANIAC READING ROOM,

THE HEAD LIBRARIAN, LA MISTRESSA

HAS BEEN PUSHING THE PRINTED PAGE.

MAKING ME RESTOCK THE SHELVES

WHILE SHE FLOATS AROUND THE 

LIBRARY LIKE SHE'S QUEEN OF THE MAY.

BUT I KNOW WHERE THAT HAND HAS BEEN.

THIS AIN'T NO PLACE TO BE IF YOU PLAN ON BEING A STAR

WHILE "LA MISTRESSA" GETS HOSED DOWN, 

WE THOUGHT WE'D REOPEN NORMA'S POPULAR CAR WASH.

DETAILING & RIMS, EXTRA.

SHE'S BACK

THE LAWN NEEDED MOWING.