This post is the biggest work of fiction I've ever read!
everyone's a critic!
Is there any glue? I'm asking for "a friend."
let me just check the card catalog....
"The civilized world accepts as unforgivable sinAny talking out loud with any librarian Such as Mariiii...an...Madam Librariiii...an!"Jx
maybe, just maybe a mistress we all know & love has a first name of marion?
Please, we're all ears!