REMEMBER THIS?
REMEMBER HOW SHE HAD THAT SECOND SET OF TEETH
THAT EMERGED TO MUNCH?
WELL THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLUNK YOUR ASS
DOWN ON A TOTO SELF-CLEANING TOILET SEAT!
YES, YOU LIFT THE SEAT AND LIGHT, FLUFFY FEATHERS
DRIFT ABOUT, DOING THEIR BEST TO THROW YOU OFF.
PLUNK THAT FAT ASS DOWN AND YOU HEAR A FAINT SPRITZING SOUND, AS WELL AS SENSING SOMETHING MOVING CLOSER TO GROUND ZERO.
TURN YOUR HEAD TO THE RIGHT AND PRECISELY SELECT THE CLEANSING
ACTION THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. THERE'S GENTLE AND ITS COUNTERPART. AND THAT THING YOU HEARD INCH IT'S WAY TOWARDS YOUR TANG DOES JUST WHAT IT PROMISES. THEN SELECT DRY. THAT'S RIGHT, IT BLOWS IT DRY. I COULDN'T FIND A KNOB FOR GEL OR DETANGLER ON THIS MODEL.
NOT SURE HOW LADIES MANAGE TO PRY THEMSELVES OFF
THIS LOVE MACHINE.
