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kabuki secretly wishes for a dear fiend. perhaps one day (sigh)
ReplyDeletefiendish things come to those who wait.
DeleteMakes me wonder what the hell Bea did on Thanksgiving that was so memorable? Did she do damn tricks with a baster?
ReplyDeletei like this line of questioning.
DeleteThat is what Bea Balm is for.
ReplyDeletecocoa.
DeleteGreat post Normadesmon! I came across your blog while I was looking at a obituary template's online. I'm happy I did because your whole blog is filled with very entertaining posts, thank you for sharing this with us!
ReplyDeletethank you and welcome kate! don't be put off by some of the
Deletesmuttiness here....it's all for laughs!