It would have been better if Gloria J. had met mister Kraft and then mister Cheese.Ms. Gloria Kraft-Cheese.I just bet Mr. Cheese went around unzipping his pants at the table and snapping his suspenders then saying things like, "I'm the Big Cheese around this house."
after the circumcision, the nurse asked, "who cut the cheese."
Ms Cheese aged nicely.
she slept in wax.
And when Gloria went to family reunions it must have been an invasion of the cheeses! I wonder if she had a baby swiss?
if she had a baby swiss, one hopes she had the good sense to have it in the hospital before the party.
Is there a "Dick Cheese" in the family?
they're all painfully american.
norma, remember if there's pain in the main, you must refrain.
The Cheese stands alone...
okay, i've put the cheese away......ahem.....linda rae TWO-TONE!
It's always so sad when a good Schmakel goes down that last time.....um, Two-Tone..
Please, we're all ears!