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Thursday, May 31, 2012

JOKE OF THE DAY



A GUY WALKS INTO BARNES & NOBLE AND
GOES UP TO THE INFORMATION DESK....

GUY: "HI. I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW BOOK....I CAN'T REMEMBER ITS NAME.....
BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT'S A BOOK ABOUT SMALL PENISES."

THE CLERK CHECKS THE INSTORE COMPUTER....

CLERK: "I'M SORRY, BUT IT ISN'T IN YET."

GUY: "THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK!!"



21 comments:

  1. *slaps thighs*

    Are you here all night, Norma?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. do you mean, have i got a million of of 'em?

      do you see a brick wall and a mike nearby?

      Delete
  2. I just hate when your unsure if it's in yet. Even worst is when the package arrives too early.

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  3. I have "a friend" who hears that title every time!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. you have so many "friends"...you've surely reached your limit on facebook.

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  4. You've been hanging around the Regal Beagle again, huh?

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    1. i cleaned up your mess margaret, thanks are not needed.

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    2. no beagle's here, but you knew that. somers' knows it too.

      Delete
  5. Replies
    1. sorry.

      a guy logs into amazon.........

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    2. hahahahahaha..... fantastic comeback

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  6. That could be the story of my life....

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    1. oh honey, cheer up....you could work at b.dalton & they're all gone.

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  7. Replies
    1. Oh... oh... I get it now...

      "Barney Rubble had a small dick!"

      Good one! HAHA! (I think!)

      Delete
    2. would someone escort wilma out, thank you.

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  8. I read this joke to my brother and sister in law and they sat silently and listened.

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