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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

WIDER STILL



BEEN A TOUGH WEEK.



TOOTH GOT PULLED.
DRY SOCKET.



42 comments:

  1. Hot water and salt... poor thing.
    Sx

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  2. At least now you know what was causing your bad breath.

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  3. oh no! Hot water and salt....and brandy and percocet

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    1. it's that last thing that did me in.

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  4. Dry socket is the worst. Have you gone back to the oral surgeon to have the tissue cut so a new scab will form?

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    1. oh my, no one ever mentioned that. i think we're scabbing as i type.

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    2. Oh, yeah. The oral surgeon makes a cut, the pocket fills with a wee amount of blood and the pain STOPS. Then it scabs over and you are on the road to healing. (I know this because it happened to my friend, Sharon.)

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  5. WHAT! Even wider!!!! Your ass must really hurt? I never heard one refer to their asshole as a dry socket. None the less....Im glad your feeling better tootes!

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    1. is the hostess available?
      might she show this woman out?

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  6. Have any extra Vicodin? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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  7. I say have them all pulled!
    Just leave the odd one, so you can open a can of beans in an emergency!

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    1. is that what they're doing nowadays, down in rio?

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  8. Clove oil...

    Later I will kid you about the part where you are rich enough to afford dry socket...
    I'm now looking for some fishing line and a brick...

    feeling your pain,
    wally
    xoxoxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

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    1. yes, i have a bottle of clove oil. can't say it did much though.

      as for being rich enough, i'm not. and besides, i had little choice. the part that was above the gum broke off. no amount of string would've gotten it out.

      now i need to wrap my head around implants. boy do i wish i were rich now.

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    2. I have three implants and can highly recommend the end results. The only downside is the expense.

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    3. What size implants are you getting, Norma? Don't go up more than 3 cup sizes, or you'll look cheap.

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    4. i was thinking about incisors that match the corgis.

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    5. That's one way to chase the Mailman.

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  9. Ugh! Poor thing. And to have to put up with MJ on top of all that...

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    1. you're the only one who picked up on that,
      of course, i'm not surprised.

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    2. There's a word for women like you.

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    3. probably a german composed one

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  10. GAH! Warm water with salt to keep out the infection.
    Vodka and vicodin just because!

    Feel better Ms. Desmond!
    xxx

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  11. Refrain from hard sucking for a couple of days at least.

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    1. i've been refraining for the last 30 years.

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  12. You poor darling. I'll second what Jason said, except noting, as the expert, vicodin is much easier on your stomach than percocet.

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    1. (see cookie's post below, i lived it).

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    2. Oops. My dear, you are a mess.

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  13. Might I suggest regular rinsing with warm salty fluid...

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  14. If you are taking any type of prescribed narcotic for pain, get lots of fiber and water. On top of all this, you don't need impacted bowls. This has been a message from you Aunt Cookie.

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    1. a day late and a dollar short....it already happened. oy.

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  15. I just went through this. If I'd known they could go back in and do a tiny cut and it'd fix the pain, I'd have jumped at that shit. Clove oil and pain pills rank a poor second to weeks of feeling like shit. C'mon. I'll drive you there.

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  16. Yes yes poor baby. I've had this too, the pain is intense and pounding. Cal your dentist ASAP and get back in there. It is a quick fix and almost instant relief. Then as someone else mentioned NO SUCKING!

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    1. we've turned the corner and i actually ATE food tonight. i feel it a bit, but i think/hope it's all behind me now.

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