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Monday, September 24, 2012

HOLY SHIT



TODAY, DURING A BRIEF ONCE-OVER AT HALF-PRICE BOOKS,
I CAME UPON A BIBLE IN THE CLEARANCE SECTION, SHELVED IN NON-FICTION.








TRULY ANNOYED, I QUICKLY MOVED IT TO FICTION.


28 comments:

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    1. without knowing if some of the pages
      had stuck together, i went with science.

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  2. kabuki anxious awaits the movie. I heard Ryan Reynolds is in it.

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    1. if you could have seen my performance,
      you'd know what an uphill battle reynolds has.

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    2. well, burt IS as old as the bible.

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    1. First time I see this one. Made me pee in my pants... figuratively speaking!

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  4. My favorite part of the Bible is the story of Ben Hur.

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    1. to quote peewee herman, "I love that story."

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  5. File it alongside Barbara Cartland and Danielle Steele. Jx

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  6. And because of the good deed, you will now have a chance to gain entrance to the Pearly Gates!

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  7. I'm not familiar with it.

    It looks long and boring.

    But then again I always judge a book by it's cover.

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    1. which is EXACTLY what you're supposed to do.

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  8. Next time you check into a hotel, you’ll find this in your bedside table instead of a Bible.

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    1. the "hotels" i "check into" have nothing that resembles a nightstand.

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    2. But, where do your tricks leave the cash?

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  9. Norma, the second you moved it to "Fiction" it flew in the air behind your back into non-fiction, and into the hands of the person that wanted to get into Heaven more than you do.

    You made Baby Jesus cry.

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  11. Did you check if it had an author's autograph? I know people who'd pay good money for that...

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